hmmmm... its FRIDAY and im in a good mood and feelin a bit random as i usually do about this time during the week... so here we go...
QUESTION:
i know some of yall have mommas or yall mommas have friends wit those super long ass nails
its a bit inappropriate (no it aint) but ive always wondered HOW THE HELL DO THEY WIPE THEY ASS?... which also leads me to think that their nails have to be hella nasty seeing as tho... nevermind... just HOW?
QUESTION:
the other night while out to dinner, my date asked me a question that i never thought about... it kinda blew my mind... next time ur @ a restaurant, pick up a fork or spoon and just ask urself... HOW MANY MOUTHS HAVE BEEN ON THIS SPOON/FORK???... hmmm... something to think about huh!... makes u wanna take yo own shit to the restaurant with you...lmao!
QUESTION:
plain and simply... WHY HASNT R. KELLY WENT TO JAIL YET?... i mean i like thwe dudes music BUT he just really sang his way out of a court case.
QUESTION:
if im an american and my decendants are from africa thus giving me the politically correct title of AFRICAN-AMERICAN... thennnnnn... WHAT ARE BLACK PEOPLE FROM EUROPE WITH AFRICAN DECENDANTS CALLED??? AFRICAN-EUROPEANS?... i mean i know their not but why arent they?
FACT:
its impossible to explain color to some1 who was born blind. (got into a discussion about this not too long ago)
QUESTION:
Why dont i post as much as i use to?
QUESTION:
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?... hahaha...lmao!
i encourage u to add to the list, u might just get and answer, or mybe u just want to make a statement.
Friday, February 8, 2008
they say... "WHAT the HELL is he BABBLING about"
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LOL!
You are silly.
The nail thing..uh..EWW!!
I wonder how many mouths have been on the forks/spoons in restaurants??
I will be bringing my own plastic forks/spoons from now on..thank you.
Call me slow..
But..
I might have to bounce and comeback with a question.
You should definitely post more often. Not only do you have comedic words of wisdom, but you ALWAYS have lots of pics...luv it!
I will never understand the point in having those long azz nails! Gimme a short french manicure and I'm good!
Do not get me started on that pissy pedofile!!
I think in other countries this whole Afro blah blah blah is not noted. If you're Black and you're from Paris, you're a Parisian like everyone else. Same with the English in London and so on. America always gotsa be different.
On the nails: If you have nails that long you prolly just hold the t.p. between your index finger knuckle and thumb. If you look at her hands in the photo her thumb nail is very short. I mean you still don't do a spectacular wipe job but I guess it could work.
On the fork: Hot water kills germs. Case closed. if you wanna be a germ-a-phobe go ahead and think about all the germs you come in contact with everyday...
On Are-Ruh Kelly: I dunno he should be in jail being pissed on by Bubba by now. I'm not sure why he is still so excepted in the music industry and the black community.
On the blind fact: The blind person would have no point of reference. The only color you could explain was black...."it's the color you see everyday."
On your posting: I dunno. you need to post more I get a kick outta your blog.
On Carmen San Diego: Am I the only kid who wanted to go on that show?
My question: When did hip-hop and skater culture become so closely associated?
On African decendants: Anyone whose decendants are from Africa should be called African. Period. "African-American" was a term created to deprive us of our roots. I'd rather be called Black. Either way we didn't come here by choice so why should we embrace the "American". "Africans-In-America" is a better label.
I was looking as picking up some star wars action figures. For, uh, my nephew. That's it. Anyway, I look on the label and it says "Endorian Freedom Fighter (African American version)".
Now, I thought it was cool they give you some choices in colors. Used to be you got one storm trooper and one minor guy aside from the heros and that's it.
But...Arfican American? I mean, this is outer space. Do they even know anything about America or Africa? I got a bit of a laugh from that.
I've also heard Europeans called African Americans in the news. Which they probably hate since America just gets less and less popular.
I'm a female and I shudder @ the sight of them long @ss nails so I'm definitely feelin' where you're coming from with that [LOL].
You prolly should have kept that info about the spoon/fork to ya self though. I mean shiiiid I'm already paranoid enough as it is ;-)
Noticed you've started picking up on the posts bruh....
That's wassup G. Keep em' coming man!!!
ur are SILLY!!
those nails are a no-go...how do they wash?
my boss is colorblind...must suck ; /
i saw that carmen @ the club last weekend...hmph.
-karrie b.
LADY... yea, the nails factor in too many disgusting things...
And the silverware shit had me shook... I even brought it to the waitor attention.
O-DIVA... well thanx ma'... I like to entertain...
I guess its one of those things... like growin ur hair... I dunno
Lmao @ pissy pedophile... pretty much sums it up...
True... I think u and SMITTY got that 1 covered.
SMITTY... hahaha!... I'm mad u really thought this whole ass wipin' thing out bra...
True... but also, think abouteverything u do wit yo mouf... yea!... people that's usiin' them forks prolly doin the same shit or worse... lmao!
Yea "R" must have some typa immunity to goin to jaik or some shit... maaaaan black ppl. Still tranna say he's innocent...
Yea imma start back postin... I got lazy... but the kid is back!
U might be... I never wanted to go on there... but I use to watch it.
I agree with the African-decendant answer.
ANSWER:
I'm not exactly sure when the two became so close... but in a sense skateboarders were looked at as hoodlum that were defacing property and not accepted in main stream america... and hip-hop went thru its phase(s) where it wasn't accepted... so I think the 2 share that.
UNDERHILL... hahaha, yea ur nephew!... okay...
Lol @ "African-Americans" in outer space... I guess in the future they'll refer to us as AFRICAN-AMERICAN-EARTHLINGS... just to be politically corect...lol
MS. B... lol @ the nails...
And the fork thing got me too... I was like wtf!?... I never even thought about that!... its a ugly thought!
Yea I been gettin back on it... now, for work puposes... I write my blogs in text form when I'm @ work so they think I'm doin work... the new seating arrangement is kinda anti-slacker right now... hahahaha... but where theres a will, there's a way... or better yet... where there's a computer, there's a blog!
KARRIE B... I dunno how they do everday shir wit those claws on they hands...
A blind boss... I'd type shit up in odd ass colors and give it to em... like a hot pink document... or lime green file... hahaha!... and then prolly' get fired!
4real u seen her... did she have on that same hat and trench coat... hmmmm I wonder if she's naked under there???
My aunt has those nails and she has had them for the last 20 years. I asked her how and she said “slowly but surely”…UGH
At the fork and spoon thing: I am never going to a restaurant again unless it has plastic
Kisser Pisser can not go to jail for something he “didn’t do” the girl is still saying its not her…
I used to have the same argument about being BLACK, no one is BLACK were all different shades of Chocolate....Im a milk chocolate brownish caramel color…somanyquesitonssolittletime
About the blind reference: Ummm….Ima pray on that
You need to post more ..the fck I keep coming over here for then…LMAO
Carmen is somewhere with some long nails wiping her arse in a blue restaurant with dirty utensils and R Kelly playing in the background, with identity issues about her color and a laptop posting more than you….LUV YA!!!!
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