they say... "spare the ROD and spoil the CHILD"

Okay so 2day(friday) I had a 2hour lunch(I love my new job) so every Friday I run all my errands during that time…

2day I left work, went to get movie tickets for later this weekend, then to pay my bill at the gym, to pick up my dry cleaning, and the to the bank to handle some business…

I had my dry cleaning over my shoulder as I walked in so I laid it down on this bench that they have in the bank when I noticed some bad ass little kid goin crazy nearby… so I walk away fill out my deposit slip and when im done I just look at this little demon child… he’s just yellin for no reason at the top of his lungs… im lookin around like who’s child/pet is this… no sign or gesture from anyone… so then this kid jumps on the waiting benches and he’s running and jumping around when the woman in front of me who had a baby over her shoulder yell “joe get from down there” and im thinkin’ ohhhhhhh! Ur the non parent of the metal mouth heathen, I say that cuz when she said that he looked her in the eye and gave this “problem child”… “gremlin”… “grinch” style grin and revealed his little silver teeth as he proceeded to run and jump around…



Im keeping my eye on him cuz as soon as he jumps on my clothes I just got out of the cleaners he’s getting flashed on and I dare his parent to say somethin’… so he musta’ read my mind cuz he went from there to the entrance area and was walking along this ledge until an employee told him he to get down and go to his mother… he nonchalantly walked thru the whole bank to the other side and was hanging on these stairs like a monkey… so now im just lookin’ at the mother at the mom thinking, “at what point do u jus say fuck it he can do what he wants even tho’ he’s like 4 years old”

*shaking head*… that was a heavy dose of birth control!



*thinking* my ass woulda been WHOOPED in front of everybody in there, and whoever woulda tried to intervene woulda felt the wrath too…


PEOPLE PLEASE START WHOOPIN YO KIDS ASSES AGAIN… PLEEEEAAAASE!