Friday, November 30, 2007

they say... "im like a KID in a CANDY STORE"



Dont know about places out side the bay area... but we got this place called FRY'S ELECTRONICS and its simply a Toys-R-Us for adults...

*odd looking i know*

But inside is flat screens t.v.'s(im still memorized @ the 101 inch screen)... computers... video games... cell phones... radios... speakers.... cd's... dvd's (YES, PORN TOO!!!)... and everything else that has to do with technology...



i just went during lunch and spent 3 times what i planned... i swear i cant just walk in there without buying SOMETHIN'...

so question... what stores do it 4 u guys?... what store do u go in and just lose your mind?

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

they say... "you can't have the GOOD, without the BAD!"



`well ive been havin' good days alot lately.. so i guess i was due... my day started goin bad as soon as the clock struck 12:00...

heres how it played out...

Ok... I'll give u a brief run down...

This started last night after mid night...
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12:15... I get in the house... and what do u know all of sudden im no longer sleepy


1:00... still up

2:00... still up

3:00... still up (tossin & turnin)

4:00... still up (tossin & turnin)... and then finally fell asleep (which is a bunch of BS cuz of all people, I can always fall asleep... i swear im slightly narcoleptic)

5:45... the worst cramp in my calf ive ever had in my life... oh god... it was 1 of those u cant even stop if u like grab it... it was pain full... I actually had 2 get up and put my foot on the kitchen floor to get it to stop (home remedy)... never had 1 like that before... my calf is still sore!

9:27... wake up (to hella kids who have no school makin hella noise and runnin around, NO their not mines... im staying w/ fam. far a few weeks)... mind u I have to be to work @ 10:00... I was supposed to wake up @ 7:30...

I was so late already I didn’t even rush... mike uncle said he'd take me to work... so im like coo... I wont be too late so I waited around 4 him... only to find out he has something he 4got he had 2 do... so he drops me off @ the bus @ 11:05... and guess what (yep u got it I missed the bus by 10 minutes)

11:25... 180 bus leaves to san jose

12:08... bus arrives... and of course the lightrail is pulling off as the bus is pulling up...

12:16... lightrail comes...

12:31... I arrive @ work, thinking "okay lemme get to work lunch is about to start"

12:34... get a phone to test... battery is dead... and it requires a special 1 of a kind (in the galaxy) charger that nobody can find... but my job is to locate it...


12:49... locate charger and get to work for 11 minutes until lunch time... sigh!

BUT ITS NOTHIN I'LL JUST MAKE IT UP DURING OVERTIME!... ;0)


Soooooooooooooooo... how was ur day???

Monday, November 19, 2007

they say... "you REAP what you SOW"



Annnnnnd I'VE BEEN SOWING ALOT!...

Well in my case im writing about something positive and not somethin i did commin back to bite me in the ass...

last week i worked about 60 hours give or take (i'll know for sure when i get paid) and im actuall kinda juiced(thats excited for the slang impaired) because i didnt mind working not 1 minute of that overtime and the shit added up nicely...


not to mention i make grip off that time-and-a-half wage... this shit is perfect timing cuz im in the process of moving, gettin my credit & finances under control, sticking to my budget, and saving... my new motto is... "if i aint savin' $500 a month, i aint doin shit"... yea its a big goal but i manage it...

tho' im excited about gettin this overtime pay... i have a question for anyone who has any input... how bad can alot of overtime turnout to br come TAX TIME?????... the thought of taxes scares the shit outta me... i look @ that the same as gettin robbed at gun point...


i mean its a guy i dont know taking money from me and i have no say so in the matter... and if i refuse he has the ability to fuck my future up... lmao... 4real tho!... that shit is scary!...
it more like this in my dreams...... hahaha

well gotta get back to work... dutie calls... got more OT 2nite!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

they say... "I'm under ATTACK!!!"

Ive been attacked by the homie, STILL_POCAHONTAZ...

Four things I like to cook
1. Chicken or Seafood Fettuccine
2. Stuffed Bell Peppers
3. Chicken over rice (chicken... go figure right)
4. Spaghetti (mines is BOMB!!!)

Four qualities I love in people
1. Humor
2. Respect
3. Ambition (for something in ur life)
4. Love for Life

Four places I have been
1. Washington D.C.
2. Las Vegas
3. Chicago
4. Phillie

Four thing in my bedroom
1. Bed
2. Wardrobe
3. T.V.
4. A black woman (hahahaha... sometimes!)... its a good look with my room!

Four dirty words I like
1. Fuck (usually when im pissed or bein funny)
2. Shit (this is such a convenient word)
3. Muh-fukka (pronounced jus like that... dont use it often but i like it)
4. Pu$$y (when a woman says it... lmao... 4real that just does it 4 me)

Four people I’m taggin'.... SMITTY, MR. UNDERHILL, annnnnnd YAZMAR,

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

they say... "Ur job is like ur 2nd home"


Lemme start by saying I LUV MY NEW JOB...

okay so like about a year ago, i seen a posting to be a video game tester... now honestly i didnt know what all it was about and didnt too much care...
VIDEO GAMES + GETTING PAID TO PLAY EM' = *KOOL-AID SMILE*...


So i applied and got no call back what so ever... not even an interview... so like about 3 months ago i see the posting agin but this time its thru a staffing agency... so i apply and meet the staffin agency people... and they say "WE'LL GIVE U A CALL"... after about 2 weeks i gave up on that and kept job searching... a full month went by when i got a call from an odd #... i answered and they told me i was chose for a position @ Namco... and im hella juiced...


I started October 1st... and granted its just been a lil' over a month, i cant say a single negative thing about my job!... i mean CMON' PEOPLE... I play video games!


My branch of the company ONLY deals with cell phone games... so if u've ever had... PAC-MAN, MS. PAC-MAN, SUPER PAC-MAN, GALAGA, POPEYE, ETC. on ur cell phone it came from us and it pretty much was tested by some1 in this room (i would imagine only on the westcoast, but im not 100% sure)


Before this job most of my jobs were security which i refuse to go back 2 if i have any say so in it... so i had 2 wear a uniform, be bothered with assholes, and answer to an asshole with authority... BUT........................

NOW... i wear what ever i want to work... except for sandals and shorts... and u can wear shorts on fridays if u wish to... i get paid more than my previous jobs... the have breakfast for us every friday... we get a free hour every friday to do whatever u want, u can either take a 2 hour lunch or get off an hour early... when they offer overtime they buy u dinner (applebees, red robin, pizza, etc)... AND PEOPLE PLEASE DONT FORGET... I PLAY VIDEO GAMES!

honestly i do have shit i have to do and i dont JUST play video games but i couldnt be happier when i wake up in the morning!...

PEEEEACE OUUTTTT!... or should i say...


Monday, November 5, 2007

they say... "dont CHEAT yaself, TREAT yaself"



I attended a wedding on Saturday... prior to, i already knew i wanted to wear a suit but there was no way i was wearing my same-ol lame ass black suit. so for the last 3 weeks i've been keepin' my eyes open for suits... well i came across this gray SEAN JOHN suit and it was a wrap i was on some crazy woman type "i gotta have it type shit"...

Annnnnnnd then i looked at the price tag!

okay it wasnt that much but its more than i've ever paid for an article of clothing at one time!

the suit was $500 (but of course i payed slightly less 400 + the shoes)... might not be alot to some of u ballin bloggers but thats crazy to me... now god bless the fact that i have these 2 new jobs and i was even able to consider doin this... but after i bought this shit i felt guilty and couldnt figure out why?... and still cant!

but shit once i put the motha-f*cka on (U SHOULDA SEEN IT!)... i was fly as a pelican and fresh as a manikin... (at least thats how i felt anyway)...

it made me really like the color gray... and i had the shoes to match and i pretty much thought i was the shit... now if i can just find 499 more reasons to wear this shit again maybe i wont feel so funny about it...

I am officially admitting i have a retail problem...

HI MY NAME IS MR. SWEETWYNE...
hi Mr. Sweetwyne...
AND IM A SHOP-AHOLIC

Friday, November 2, 2007

they say... "SEX, is just a 3 letter word!"

I NEVER KNEW WHAT GREAT SEX WAS UNTIL I..................................






Until i found out 1st hand men can have multiple orgasms!

damn just thinkin bout it...

Thursday, November 1, 2007

they say... "sharing is caring" (TAGGED!)

So im gonna' pass this on since Ms. FBP tagged me...


The rules of the game are:

A). Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog...

B). Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself...

C). Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs...

D). Let each person know that they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.


#1... I play video games for a living! (ha ha, my jobs better than urrrrrrrrrrrrrs!)

#2... My family has some wierd birth pattern goin on that landed on me... im 25... my mothers 50... my grandmothers 75... and my great-grandmother is 100!!! (yes she's still alive, amazing huh?)

#3... I hate when women say, "we need to talk!"... id rather break dance on broken glass... lol!

#4... I dont believe in dinner without meat... vegetarians are wierdos!

#5... I find feet FUCKING DISGUSTING... how do men suck toes... omg im gettin light headed thinkin bout it... ughhh!

#6... I often ponder on what would happen to the world if the internet (as a whole) just crashed forever one day... scary huh! (bloggers would actually have to do real life stuff)

#7... I'm 25 and have yet to step foot inside of a strip club... sad but true!... some1 help me!



I dont have hardly any blog-homies so I'm tagging:
Smitty's Soliloquy... Mr. Underhill... STILL_POCAHONTAZ