they say... "i DONT get it!"

so if any of u seen the new Kanye "flashing lights" video (which i posted last week)...




u prolly' like what the hell is goin on... well here is an explanation from... not saying its correct but it fits...

click here

they say... "WHO is THAT?"

i seen KARRIE B do it... she said she got it from her boy DON... imma do it... just a bit lazier tho'...

basically its a compiled list of my blog friends... who they are... and what purpose they serve to me...

LETS GET TO IT:


1st and foremost i MUST start with MS. PUDDIN'... who i call MS. P... this is a personal friend of mine ( in real life)... but it is her who got me in the this crack habit we all call blogging... i love droppin by her spot cuz she's so real when it comes to her blogs... shes says shit that even "I" might keep to myself... plus anybody who continuously loses their underwear and can laugh about it is AIIIIGHT WIT ME!...

ohhh yea... also when she introduced me to this i was goin thru some shit and this was kinda therapeutic, so i wanna say thank u!
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next up we got......... SMITTY... a best friend in real life, this dude is highly entertaining on many different levels... smart enough to talk about politics but stupid enuff discuss the the shape of the lateset video chicks ass...

Smitty can easily be labeled a renaissance man... he knows alot photography, art, history, and shit like that... his blog(s) are a collage of those things sprinkled with funny shit
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next... STILL POCAHONTAZ... who i refer to as STILL P... this is a very outgoing individual, i say that because... in a sense she gives every1's blog a once over... i see her everywhere in the blog world (at least mines anyway)... Poca has that coo' big sis feel when she responds...lol...

i know ever1 agrees with me when i say she keeps us all up to date with the celeb gossip!... i know i would know shit about famous folks if it wasnt for her ass...
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nexxxxt... is... EB THE CELEB... cute, darkskin, and knows EVERY FUCKIN BODY!(or @ least takes pics with em'...lol)... sometimes i wish i was in ur field of work seems like ur always at an event and traveling...

her blogs seem to be real... and i enjoy the pics... keep em' commin Eb!
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next up... MISTER UNDERHILL... i swear i never know what im gonna get when i hit the link to his page... this dude is hilarious... just for point of reference i went to a part of his blogspot that had naked titties with words scribbled on em... to keep it real and be honest i couldnt even tell u the point of that section of his blog... alllll i remember is there were naked breast... not exactly my flavor but shiiiit it works for me! ;0)...hahaha!
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next up we got... OPINIONATED DIVA... i refuse to write the word "opinionated" every single time i respond to her... so i call her O-DIVA... she hands down comes off as 1 of the realest blogger that i frequent... i love stoppin there to read about some work drama & flashback fridays... that shit usually has me crackin up... oh yea and i was diggin the voice blog ma'... i usually hit her blog on the daily!
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who's next... ummm... MS. BEHAVING... one of the cleverest names so far... but since im lazy she's MS. B when im referring to her... straight outta NY, this 50 cent loving women is also on my daily checklist, i luv her real life situations and the real life reactions when she gets pissed... she another person that too real for words.
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moving along to CAP CITY... i usually find myself sticking my head in her kitchen window whe i wanna see what shes up to... i have a confession... my lazy ass has been peekin and not speakin, so with that said i need to start being vocal on ya page ma

CAP holds it down on my page wit the comments, u betta quit bein a stranger woman!
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on tooooo... MS. LADY... diggin the shit out ya page cuz when im on it feels like i really know u, like u really the homie... ya shit is real and strait forward... the video blog was a perfect example of that... ur comments are funny as hell too... keep it up & keep it real (i know u wont have a problem doin that)
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and lastly... the latest addition to my blog roll is KARRIE B.... probably one of new favorites... she a fly-girl... she be havin me crackin up too... thats my new hang out spot... lmao!...
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HONORABLE MENTIONS:

- MUZE
- WRKNPROGRESS
- TOM GURL

they say... "that's FAMILY BUSINESS"

(found this pic and its very symbolic of this post... it represents a mother son bond and a new child...)




Anybody remember me a postin a few weeks back about how my mother and my brother don't get along.... okaaaaay sooooo...

That shit continues... and bothers the fuck outta me... I have to middle man and mediator for these 2 to communicate...

1st off... my mom and my brother CONSISTANTLY get into it... but the last time they really got into it moms threw em out (not like I didn't see that shit commin) and my brother moves in with my grandmother...
didn't change his ways just his location...

so while they're seperated... I don't like it because my moms @ home alone most of the time and she has diabetes and it gets outta hand at times, so I'm not comfortable with her there by herself...

Moms and bra barely speak... so the other day my brother calls me and is sayin how he's pissed cuz my mother got a credit card in his name (which I would be too, if I didn't even have 1)... and he says my mom told him nothin about it... blah blah blah...

AND THEN THE KICKER!... when he's done with that whole spill... he non-chalantly says and I quote:

"Oh yea!... u gon' be a uncle... I forgot to tell you that"

So naturally I'm like, WHAT??? (if he woulda said siiiiike he woulda had me, but he was 4real)... I'm like, "by who" he says his girlfriends name (u know u gotta ask these day coulda been a random
chick) and I'm like, "don't play blood"... so he confirms that he's serious... and of course u know what the next quetion is..............

"YOU TOLD MOM YET"... *drumroll please*...

And of course u already knew... he says, "No, I told EVERYBODY else accept her and grandma"... and like a 6 year old... I go "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!"... and then like an adult I sad, "NIGGA U TRIPPIN!!!"...

we had a death in the family recently(...blog comming) and he's used that for his reason not to tell... so now i gotta play dumb... WTF!

sorry if im gettin all kind of serious in my blogs but shits crazy in my world at the moment!... peace and thanx 4 ur patience my fellow bloggers!

they say... "get it OFF ya CHEST" (LATE)

*Things some ppl. in my personal life need to know (but I don't wanna be an asshole)...*

Let me start off by saying I'm not mad at any1 specific... nobody did shit... I'm just reflecting on some shit...

- 1 thing u can fuckin count on... ALWAYS!... is that I'll be ME!...
love it or leave it... at this point in my life I don't care which 1 u choose

- I have friends... the SMITTY's... theres nothin I won't do for them (pause/no homo)... their like brothers... so if u decide not to be my friend... sorry but it bothers me very little... Im not that excited about making new friends any way, I accept new associates but I don't go out looking for them

- I keep to myself... whatever I choose to not tell u is my business...
respect that and shut the fuck up!...

- yea I do think I'm too good for some shit... and I do show it @ times... that's me, I don't know how else to be

- Women enjoy my company just as I do theirs, what the hell u mad for...
get over it!

- I don't change... I may tighten or loosen up things about me but I never stray too far from being G-SWEET... I figure if people are attracted to me and/or accept me when they meet me its because there's something they see in me so why would I change???... shit u might not like the change, orrrrrr the change might not like you

- Insecure people are starting to get on my nerves... I'm not dealing with them anymore... nothing against u but I've noticed there's no helping or convincing these people... so I'll just stay away from them... if I meet a woman and she's insecure I'm walkin away... for real tho... that shit is played... life is too short to harp on the negative shit about URSELF of all people

- I hate when people change there character based on another person... I find that to be a weak-willed person... I feel like u should always be able to find urself within a situation no matter what... ur girlfriend/boyfriend, brother/sister, bestfriend, worse enemy... should not be the reason u change urself...
Now if ya married... hey u gotta do what u gotta do *shrugs shoulders*


PARTING WORDS:

I am the flyest ni**a walkin...
I am humbly-arrogant...
I dont care what u think...
I am too good for some shit...
Women love me...
Men envy me...
If I had nothing, I'd still have more to offer than most!


*back to my regular(LATE) scheduled blogging*

they say... "did u see that???" (LATE)

[DISCLAIMER]... due to the haters @ the work place i will be postin most of my shit a day or two late... just check the late tag at the end of the title... thanx!
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(SORRY CANT FIND A LIVE VIDEO)

I know yall seen his performance @ the grammys... this dude is waaay to talented for the music that surrounds him... i.e... this IGNANT ASS NEGROE...


*shakes head*

... but im like... Kanye is an entertaining human being in general... the performance was crazy... the tribute to his mother was super emotional... thus showing he's is human (regardless how he acts)... and i cant front my fav. part hands down was when he put the sound operator in check... hahahahahahah.... i was crakin the fuck up!...

Did nanybody catch this, hella tight...

BIG BROTHER LIVE



has any1 peeped this video... hella wierd and odd aint it... but of course i dont mind the video... lmao!... wonder if they'll be another part to it!

FLASHY LIGHTS VIDEO


PEACE OUT!... get @ yall in a minute!

they say... "what all that damn NOISE?"

some1 brought it to my attention that the music in my blog drowns out audio and video on my page... so adjustments have been made...

now when u hit the blog i made the music visible so u can turn the shit off as u wish... anything for the ppl.

G-SWEET SIGNIN' OUT!

They say... "you ever FEEL like somebodys WATCHING you"

The 1st week of February the boss decided to run the office with a slightly different scheme... this required every1 to move to a different area... as soon as I got the mass e-mail I knew somethin about this wasn't gon' go in my favor... so they promoted a few ppl and split every1 up into small teams... my team is coo... I was only familiar with 1 person in my group prior to the move...

The day b4 the big move another mass e-mail went out with an actual seating chart... at that point I'm like are we in the fuckin 3rd grade...lol

Now... when I finally got my seat I was like wowwww... 4real... that's
how yall feel... now 1st off my old seat was dead smack in the middle of
the room... our office is set up like cubicles with no walls... just alotta ppl. in a room but everybody has a computer...

so i got a seat right in the line of sight of the supervisors so its ugly, my computer screen is visible to them but my back is turned to them... they can see me but i cant see them... this is what it looks like:



now 1 supervisor is coo'... but the other is a jerk!... so evertime i look over my shoulders i see him looking in my direction... as the chart shows he's the supervisor marked in the dark red... let the bright red lines be the l;ine of sight... lol... but its NOT funny!

so my lead comes over the other day and goes jus givin' u a heads up the he's (asshole sup.) is watchin u evertime i look over there... so i was like ok!... WOW!...c an we say WOW!

its coo tho... cant a brotha down tho!

they be like yall cant use the internet, but when they leave... i be on it again!

so this is whjat i have to say about it all...

they say... "FUCK THAT SHIT!, maaaaan!"

Ya knowwww... I can't stand punk ass shit!... on my momma tho!... I'm hella mad right now!...

Peep game... I came in to work an hour early cuz I had a few things I wanted to do (post 2 blogs being some of the shit I wanted to do)... but didn't want it to fall over into work time... so I figured an hour is coo'...

I get to work sit @ my desk... click on the mozilla firefox icon to start the net... and WTF!?.... the net is down... but it didn't bother me... I mean I coulda slept in a few minutes but... hey no biggie... I bs around clean off my desk... get shit in order so I can have a productive day and 10:00 rolls around... time to start work... no internet still... mind u we use the net to do work here...

So iim still thinkin tech is prolly' fixin the net problem... so I never tried to use the net again since I was kinda busy... a minute or 2 before lunch started the homie/co-worker Jomo (only othe real brotha up in this bitch) comes and looks @ my SIDEKICK and says, "ohhhh u lucky, aint no stoppin u huh"... I'm like "what u mean?"... he's like, "they gon' cut it on from 1:00 til 2:00... I'm still kinda puzzled... and he's like, "they cut the net off on us (us, as in our specific area, like 40 ppl. except the manager & supervisors), they trana' get people around here"... and that's when I get pissed and I'm like that's some BULLSHIT!...

Everybody was lookin like they cat just got ran over... me and the other 3 sidekick owners looked at each other in a "SUCKS FOR THEM KINDA LOOK" hahahaha!...

So I come to u today via SIDEKICK 3... fuck them haters up in here...

I got two post typed up fa my readers but they both require pics so work wit me...


Ps. I bet this shit was because of this punk ass sup. Up here... funny thing is b4 I even knew about this situation I wrote a blog about his ass...

"the say... you ever FEEL like somebodys WATCHING you"... coming soon

they say... "is it TIME to go YET???"

FUCK! IM BORED!!!



i luv my job, but shit i so wanna get the hell outta here!... ITS FRIDAY!

well @ least this always entertains me:








YALL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

they say... "WHAT the HELL is he BABBLING about"

hmmmm... its FRIDAY and im in a good mood and feelin a bit random as i usually do about this time during the week... so here we go...


QUESTION:
i know some of yall have mommas or yall mommas have friends wit those super long ass nails

its a bit inappropriate (no it aint) but ive always wondered HOW THE HELL DO THEY WIPE THEY ASS?... which also leads me to think that their nails have to be hella nasty seeing as tho... nevermind... just HOW?


QUESTION:
the other night while out to dinner, my date asked me a question that i never thought about... it kinda blew my mind... next time ur @ a restaurant, pick up a fork or spoon and just ask urself... HOW MANY MOUTHS HAVE BEEN ON THIS SPOON/FORK???... hmmm... something to think about huh!... makes u wanna take yo own shit to the restaurant with you...lmao!


QUESTION:
plain and simply... WHY HASNT R. KELLY WENT TO JAIL YET?... i mean i like thwe dudes music BUT he just really sang his way out of a court case.


QUESTION:
if im an american and my decendants are from africa thus giving me the politically correct title of AFRICAN-AMERICAN... thennnnnn... WHAT ARE BLACK PEOPLE FROM EUROPE WITH AFRICAN DECENDANTS CALLED??? AFRICAN-EUROPEANS?... i mean i know their not but why arent they?


FACT:
its impossible to explain color to some1 who was born blind. (got into a discussion about this not too long ago)

QUESTION:
Why dont i post as much as i use to?

QUESTION:
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?... hahaha...lmao!



i encourage u to add to the list, u might just get and answer, or mybe u just want to make a statement.

they say... "PAY it forward"

Yall ever seen that movie... its one of those inspirational humanitarian flicks with the message of, "passing on a random act of kindness"


So check this out... this morning I'm running late as usual... I'm talkin hella late... late like I live a lil over an hour (public
transportation) from my place of residence... I'm suppose to be at work at 10... I was a 2 blocks away from my house waitin for the bus at 9:15...

So I wait... and wait... and wait... I'm like WHAT THE FUCK... there no bus in sight... so I'm gettin pissed cuz shit like this makes me hella mad...

So as I'm standing there pissed off, I'm just looking @ cars pass by when I notice a clean ass silver mercedes benz... what I noticed first were the rims because cuz they were different, by now the car is @ a complete stand still so I observe the rest of it and see the dude drivin it... it was an indian guy about 35 on his cell phone with a blunt hangin out his mouth (I'm thinkin nah this ni**a aint smokin weed in broad daylight)... I laugh to myself and go back to waiting... when in no time @ all the indian dude had made a u-turn and pulled up next to me...


So I'm thinkin he needs directions... so I turn towards the car and he rolls the window down and says, "are you going to the BART station?" so I kinda gave em' raised eyebrow frown and that's when my thought process took over...

MY THOUGH PROCESS:

1st thought... wtf!?... is this ni**a gay and tranna pick up on me
[arrogant & homophobic]

2nd thought... I dunno about these indians folks, they be blowin shit up
[racist & prejudice]

3rd thought... if he say somethin outta pocket imma' beat his ass
[violent & ignorant]

4th thought... damn I do need to get to the BART station a.s.a.p. ...
and if somethin goes all bad I can always revert back to thought #3!...

So I reply, "what u say?"
And he asks again, "are you going to the BART station?"... u want a ride Just for confirmation I say, "are u goin that way?"
He says, "yea"...

So I grab my bag and get in... now I'm not gon' front I was still expectin some weird shit to happen... but that's just me... I'm a pessimist... expect the worse, hope for the best...

So now I'm in this clean ass benz with a fuckin stranger... she says, "I seen u waiting for the bus so I figured I'd give u a ride"...
so I say "thanks"...and proceed to make small talk... u know the usual, where do u work, u live around here, are u a murderer... shit like that!...

the guy goes on to say how he does this often when he's sees people waiting @ a bus stop... i was kinda shocked... but thats when it hit me there really are nice people left in the world even if the news tells u different.

he keeps talking and says, "people see my car and think, wow, but all this can be gone in a snap of a finger and i can be catching the bus, and i would like to think a person would give me a ride... people usually look at me like a weirdo when i offer but i understand... i use to catch the bus to but i dont have to any more but that doesnt mean i forgot what that situation is like"

i was like WOW!... thats deep... cuz i sure woulda smashed off... and then he asked me did i smoke (weed)... i was like "NAH" and he lit his blunt rolled his window down a proceeded to drive. he dropped me off asked my name and said have a coo' day and i did the same... he said his name was Karmit (*car-meet*... i guess thats how u spell it)... and that was that!...

AND THEN...

I get to my bus that takes to work and theres a black dude about my age there, he stood out cuz he was the only other black person around and he had on some clean ass air for 1's (even tho' im not a fan of those shoes)... while every1 is boarding the bus he digs in his wallet to get a few dolla out to pay and he is talking to the bus driver at the same time, i guess seeing how much it costs... this foo' drops a $100 and a $10 dollar bill on the ground as he steps on the bus...


NOW... yesterday he woulda been sooooo assed out it aint even funny... but since homie had gave the ride on some good samaritan shit... i tapped homeboy on the shoulder and was like, "ay u dropped somethin"... he was like OH SHIT!... thanx man!... DAMN! IM SLIPPIN! i was like yea that woulda been ugly!... he was like "ugly aint even the word"..

im an honest guy but that was hard to do... cuz it aint everyday that $100 bills just fall on the ground when nobody is lookin... but it aint everyday a stranger gives a young African-American male a ride in his benz when he's runnin late!

maybe this is how the world was originally designed!

they say... "SOME like it ROUGH"

aiiight im back off hiatus... with what i think is a GOOD ONE!...
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Okay lets just get into this 1... I've recently found out that more women than i originally thought are into ROUGH SEX... i mean we all have that 1 friend or know that person that has done... is doing... and will do it all in the bedroom BUT im finding out women are really into this shit!

Now when i say ROUGH... i dont mean the classic ass slappin & hair pullin rough... im talkin the BITING, SLAPPING, CHOCKING kind of ROUGH!

I had a conversation with a woman im dating... and it went like this:


HER... i have a confession
GSWEET... what???
HER... i like to be fucked rough!
GSWEET... rough how?
HER... okay... i like to be chocked!
GSWEET... WHAT!?... chocked!, chocked!?
HER... yea... have u ever tried that?... are u even into that kinda stuff?
GSWEET... are u serious?... nah i aint never did that, im mean im down for new shit but aint nobody finna choke me tho!
HER... so what if i wanted u to choke me , would u?
GSWEET... maaan, i dunno... i aint use to that kinda shit

fast forward a few days later via text message...

GSWEET... so how exactly would i know when im goin to far?
HER... if i start turning pale and tranna' push u off of me, thats too much
GSWEET... lol... its dark how would i see if ur pale or not?... lmao
HER... u know what i mean
GSWEET... i guess!

after this im thinkin wow thats 2 ppl. i know personally that like that kinda shit... so i started asking females that i knew how they felt about this and come to find out like 3 or 4 other people i know personally like gettin CHOCKED OUT too. All this brings forth the term "SENSUAL CHOKE"... now the 1st time i heard this i was crackin the fuck up... im like, "that shit is an oxymoron"... the words sensual and choke dont even belong together... but one of my older more experienced homegirls assured me that people did this all the time, i was thinkin NO!, freaks like yo ass do shit like that all the time!... boy was i wrong!...

so when all this was goin on... i ran this shit past my boys (the SMITTYS)... the first response out of 1 of these NI**AS mouths was (i aint even gone bust em' out tho!), "SO DID U CHOKE HER ASS OUT!?"... that caused for me and the other SMITTY to crack up... as i reply, "nah blood, she just told me this shit"... but SMITTY didnt stop there, nope, thats not in his character, he goes hard... and replies... SHIIIT, IDDA' CHOKED HER ASS OUUUT!... im thinkin to myself that foo' is crazy.

anywho... i have a question...

HOW MANY OF U HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS? AND HOW COMMON DO U THINK IT IS?