they say... "IT will catch up with u SOONER or LATER"

The homie sent me an email 2day informing me that 54 people from Oakland were arrested because they were all tied a gang organization know as "THE ACORN BOYS"...

trust me when i say their well known, they're from whats (argueably) considered the worst part of Oaklnd... WEST OAKLAND... but with that said i wont make it seem like every other region is the BURBS cuz there are some other fucked parts in THE TOWN too.

but this shit is crazy... 54 people at once... shit is sad!... we'll see how this plays out!




click here------> CHANNEL 7 NEWS

they say... "i CAINT' believe this SHIT!!!"

i got a riddle fa yall...

WHATS THE FASTEST WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE???...


*the answer is below*



i can guarantee and re-assure u... all i woulda got was this...

accept mines woulda been closed...

that goes for me and any of u other black folks... and if i woulda lived the doctor woulda been like...

"You're not the first ni**a we had to put the BLACK back on"!

they say... "whats really HOOD!?"

it is the truth tho'!...



hahahahaha!... "one thing i've learned about debt... is... if i die I WIN!"

they say... "he NEEDS his lil' ass BEAT!"

It's been on the news... BUT... just in case u havent... PEEP THIS SHIT!...



CLASSIC LINE FROM A 7 YR. OLD, "i just wanted do hoodrat suff wit my friends!"

this is my birth control for the rest of 08'...

his grandmother is pissed!

they say... "AIN'T that some SHIT?"

hey hey hey people... just here to post some randomness today... some o this may have already been covered but this i post is long over due... its bee some crazy, ignant, and wierd shit goin on these past few months... CHECK IT OUT!...
(these are in no particular order just)


1st off... when did this happen?

am i really that far outta the loop... not that i could give a damn with a small side of a f*ck but did yall even know they were dating?... stop lyin No yall didnt... i never seen it on POCA'S blog so i wasnt expectin it... thats all im sayin! NEXXXXXXT...

I cant believe it yall... is goin to jail... wait i mean.....
... yea... him... dude from "White Men Cant Jump"... Wesley they finally caught yo black ass... shiiiiit if i had to pay $500 to government for some f*ckin taxes... yo ni**a ass is payin too... orrrrr u can simply go to jail for 3 years... i keep tellin yall these white folks aint playin wit they money... they are pimps... and they will smack a hoe! (and yes you/me/we are the hoes)... NEXXXXXXT...

ohhhhh snap sonnnn (in my fake NY voice)... yall seen the IRON MAN movie yet?...

not much to say... hellllla tight... and i like the fact that the character of Tony Starks/Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) was a straight arrogant asshole...lol!... NEXXXXXXT...

"Its party time, Ohhhhhh its party time"... how many of yall remember this rapper named Tracy Lee... he had that 1 song "The Theme (its a party)"... okay u prolly dont... thank God for YouTube...


"and evrywhere that my crew go/
and every hoe that my crew know/
and every show that my crew blow/
u know we get down"

i was watchin an old ass episode of New York Undercover and it came on and i was like that shit used to be tight... what happened to dude *shruggs shoulders*... NEXXXXXXT...

okay while we're on music... gotta point out my flavor the month a few months ago... seen her on TV and was thinking perverted things... u know i be on my BROWNSKIN LADIES...
... i was feelin her!...
then i was highly disappointed when i went lookin for pics... *shaked head*... *sigh*... i'll just say this video does her justice and i'll keep that mental pic of her......... oh and did yall see Whitney actin like she had a lil sense... Ray J is layin pipe and stoppin crack habits, hmmm thats at least a point for man of the year... right... NEXXXXXXT...

hey... got a question for yall... WHO'S BEEN KEEPING THEIR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS?... dont lie to me... i know yall fell off... i ask cuz i strayed away from mines for a few weeks but im back on... get on it my fellow bloggies!... ... NEXXXXXXT...

Hahahahaha... i just watched this shit again and was die'in laffin... this commercial cracks me the f*ck up...

hahahahahahahahaa!... NEXXXXXXT...

okay... lets get to some personal shit... im not sure what other states or areas have a NATION'S hamburger spot...

(this is the one in downtown OAKLAND)
BUT... they have their own recipe for Strawberry Cheesecake... that shit is hellllllla good...

(sorry the pic is so small)
i cant even describe how good it is... but while trying to... i came up with this nick name for it........................ PU$$Y ON A FORK... f*ck what you talkin' bout... it's just about that damn good!... i'll post a personal pic of it next time i go!... NEXXXXXXT...

aiiiight... my friend got me listenin' to this radio show called
MOVIN 99.7- LOVE TRAP...

(click the link)
this is radio show is dedicated to catchin' people cheating and puttin em' on blast... via the radio... its helllla funny!... listen to a few of em... NEXXXXXXT...

and lastly i wanna point out a few things ive noticed... is it me or do these people not look too much alike?...



ICE T..... & .....YUNG BERG


ANTHONY ANDERSON..... & .....CAIN LOPEZ(comedian)... it was hard to find pics


TIK (from flavor of love)..... & .....WEBSTER (emmanuel lewis)



LIL WAYNE..... & .....KHIA

side bar... while lookin for pics of khia i ran across this shit... had me rollin... look @ k-Ci from Jodeci... CONCRETE LOOP... its old but its worth a laff!


HAHAHAHAHAHA... IT WAS FUN PEOPLE but im out!... see ya sooner than later!

they say... "You got KNOCKED the FUCK OUT!!!"

ummmm... soooo... has any1 ever been knocked out?... well even if u have im sure it wasnt like this...

watch as these dudes have u crackin up...



WTF is he punchin @ while he's knocked out... lmao!



yea sooo why is fighting all the ppl. tranna help his ass...lololol!



thats a way to make sure the fight is over.



first things 1st bra... did u miss day 1?



was that a dance he was doin???


oh yea... and 1 for the road...



"im not gay"... lmfbao!

they say ... "u cant JUDGE a book by it's COVER"

im on a video kick 2day... cuz i dont get to be on the computer much these days... not for fun at least but im gonna get back to it...

anywho... look @ this lil girl... she is on straight "f*ck u up" status... she like 8 tho'...

SAMMIE SMITH is the name whoopin ass is the game!







oooohhhhh.... yaaaaoooooh.... lmao

the sound effects are priceless... i hope her future boyfriend doesnt piss her off...

they say... "this is like a MOVIE"

I seen my mom last sunday evening and me, her, and the fam were @ my grandmothers house just chillin shootin the shit and what not... so when it was time to go my moms husbands son (my step-brother) outta no where comes in to say hi... I haven't seen him in months... and last time I talked to him he had just got out the hospital from being shot (mind u he's only 18 *I think*) so I'm kinda juiced to see him...

While he says hi to every1 I see my mom gettin her shit 2gether to leave so I'm like how u gettin home she was like Dion (her husband) is outside but all of a sudden she seemed in a different mood... so I give her that look and say is everything coo'... and she gives me that look back and says I'll call u in a lil bit... so she leaves and I eventually go on my merry way...

I had a date that night... so as soon as I sit down at the restaurant my phone rings its my mom... so I answer and she says, "can you talk"... if u know my mom that means its somethin important she's about to say... I reply yea, wussup... and then the icing on the cake she says, "CHECK THIS OUT!"... now when my mom says that u know its good, u know it aint nothin like a death in the fam BUT a good ass story is definitely finna pop off...
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SO HERE WE GO...

My mom's husband has hella kids... I'm close to 3 of em their all boys and @ 1 point they lived wit us when my mom got married including his daughter who is my age but she's waaaay out there so I dont associate with her...

Dion (my moms husband) also has 1 other daughter... she's the youngest of all his kids... I'd like to think she's 16 or 17...

Her name is TIFFANY she lives with her brother Damien (mentioned above), her grandmother (on her moms side), and an aunt in WEST OAKLAND...

For those outta-TOWN-ers... West Oakland is one of the grimiest places in the bay in current time... one of those "you don't wanna get lost after dark" places... one of those "you need a gun cuz, shit... everybody else got 1" typa place... GET IT, GOT IT, GOOD!...

So Tiffany has a boyfriend.. he's a "D-boy" (for the sheltered ppl.... that means he sells dope...lol)...

So get this Tiffany's boy friend is obviously handlin his street biz because for whatever reason he had a duffel bag wit $70,000 in it *(insert lil wayne's "duffel bag boy" song here)*... and he had some other serious biz to handle so he had Tiffany stay at her house wit the duffel bag...




*blank look*... okaaaaaay!... (I mean I don't condone sellin drugs but if u gon' do it do it right... and I know that AINT RIGHT)

Like I said she's young... and young ppl. are dumb... so what does Tiffany do... Tiffany walks around the house braggin about amongst other family members who don't even live in her house...

A few hours go by and two of her family member leave... I don't know if they were uncles or what but... they were gone...

I know ur thinkin, "wait... was the money still there when they left"....

YEP... it was still there... bout $20,000 short but the rest was still there...lol...

*shakin head!*... This is where the shit gets good...

So the 20 G's is gone and all of a sudden a few days later the two family members are all of a sudden pushin new lex's... 2 lexus' that look like they mighta cost about 10-thou a piece... yep the $20,000 had been stolen and spent... the boyfriends back and he's 20,000 racks short of the $70,000 he left wit his woman... and she runs the story down to him as I just did to u...

So @ this point the shit turns real... cuz the boyfriend explains that the money in the duffel bag wasn't just fun-money...

Turns out he was supposed to be delivering that money to his boss man... the king pin so to say... if any of u like action movies u realize this dude is fucked right... EXACTLY!!!

We'll not only does he sell dope he must have a pimps mouth piece cuz he turned the remaining $50,000 in said whatever he said to the Boss man didn't get killed... but he did run this whole story down to the Boss man (with Tiffany present) just as I did to u...

So now the Boss man makes some calls:

- has the two family members raised up otta the lexus'

- puts the word out on the street that he's not playin about his money... and that causes every1 in Tiffany's household (grandmother, aunt, brother, and Tiffany herself) to up and move so they don't become a target

- does his street work to find out who Tiffany's family is

- some how gets a hold of Tiffany's cell phone

Goes thru the phone and notices a name in the contact list... it reads, "DADDY"... the Boss Man presses TALK...

My moms husband answers thinkin its his daughter, so a mans voice asks is this Dion, he says "yes"... the Boss man asks a few more questions to confirm that he is indeed speaking with her father... when he gets the confirmation needed he then changes his tone (alot more aggressive)...

The Boss man then runs this whollllle story down just i did to u and when he finishes he says, "Check this... i need my money... so you need to come up $20,000... i dont want no interest, i aint tranna make a profit off of u but i need to see that money and soon, END OF DISCUSSION"... hangs up and thats it!...
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as of current her brother has been stayin wit my mom to keep out the way of that neighborhood... my moms husband has been carrying a gun when he feels necessary, and says he aint got the money and aint gettin it... nobody has heard from Tiffany... and thats all i know...

so u tell me DOES THIS or DOES THIS NOT sound like a damn move script?????????

well it aint, its real life!... but i see where they get these scripts from tho!

(sorry it was so long)

ps. i wonder how many of yall read the whole thing???

they say... "EVERY1 is UNIQUE in their own way"

I was fishin around on KANYE's blog and I seen this interesting post about these 5 people in NY who only wear 1 color all day every day...

***CLICK HERE TO READ***

So my question is... if u had ro wear 1 color for a full year... no loopholes what color would you choose?




I'd choose blue or black... okay... black... cuz u can wear it hella different ways... I mean even in the summer I usually wear black wife beater so I think I could pull it off.

They say... "you ever FEEL like somebodys WATCHING you"

The 1st week of February the boss decided to run the office with a slightly different scheme... this required every1 to move to a different area... as soon as I got the mass e-mail I knew somethin about this wasn't gon' go in my favor... so they promoted a few ppl and split every1 up into small teams... my team is coo... I was only familiar with 1 person in my group prior to the move...

The day b4 the big move another mass e-mail went out with an actual seating chart... at that point I'm like are we in the fuckin 3rd grade...lol

Now... when I finally got my seat I was like wowwww... 4real... that's
how yall feel... now 1st off my old seat was dead smack in the middle of
the room... our office is set up like cubicles with no walls... just alotta ppl. in a room but everybody has a computer...

so i got a seat right in the line of sight of the supervisors so its ugly, my computer screen is visible to them but my back is turned to them... they can see me but i cant see them... this is what it looks like:



now 1 supervisor is coo'... but the other is a jerk!... so evertime i look over my shoulders i see him looking in my direction... as the chart shows he's the supervisor marked in the dark red... let the bright red lines be the l;ine of sight... lol... but its NOT funny!

so my lead comes over the other day and goes jus givin' u a heads up the he's (asshole sup.) is watchin u evertime i look over there... so i was like ok!... WOW!...c an we say WOW!

its coo tho... cant a brotha down tho!

they be like yall cant use the internet, but when they leave... i be on it again!

so this is whjat i have to say about it all...

they say... "PAY it forward"

Yall ever seen that movie... its one of those inspirational humanitarian flicks with the message of, "passing on a random act of kindness"


So check this out... this morning I'm running late as usual... I'm talkin hella late... late like I live a lil over an hour (public
transportation) from my place of residence... I'm suppose to be at work at 10... I was a 2 blocks away from my house waitin for the bus at 9:15...

So I wait... and wait... and wait... I'm like WHAT THE FUCK... there no bus in sight... so I'm gettin pissed cuz shit like this makes me hella mad...

So as I'm standing there pissed off, I'm just looking @ cars pass by when I notice a clean ass silver mercedes benz... what I noticed first were the rims because cuz they were different, by now the car is @ a complete stand still so I observe the rest of it and see the dude drivin it... it was an indian guy about 35 on his cell phone with a blunt hangin out his mouth (I'm thinkin nah this ni**a aint smokin weed in broad daylight)... I laugh to myself and go back to waiting... when in no time @ all the indian dude had made a u-turn and pulled up next to me...


So I'm thinkin he needs directions... so I turn towards the car and he rolls the window down and says, "are you going to the BART station?" so I kinda gave em' raised eyebrow frown and that's when my thought process took over...

MY THOUGH PROCESS:

1st thought... wtf!?... is this ni**a gay and tranna pick up on me
[arrogant & homophobic]

2nd thought... I dunno about these indians folks, they be blowin shit up
[racist & prejudice]

3rd thought... if he say somethin outta pocket imma' beat his ass
[violent & ignorant]

4th thought... damn I do need to get to the BART station a.s.a.p. ...
and if somethin goes all bad I can always revert back to thought #3!...

So I reply, "what u say?"
And he asks again, "are you going to the BART station?"... u want a ride Just for confirmation I say, "are u goin that way?"
He says, "yea"...

So I grab my bag and get in... now I'm not gon' front I was still expectin some weird shit to happen... but that's just me... I'm a pessimist... expect the worse, hope for the best...

So now I'm in this clean ass benz with a fuckin stranger... she says, "I seen u waiting for the bus so I figured I'd give u a ride"...
so I say "thanks"...and proceed to make small talk... u know the usual, where do u work, u live around here, are u a murderer... shit like that!...

the guy goes on to say how he does this often when he's sees people waiting @ a bus stop... i was kinda shocked... but thats when it hit me there really are nice people left in the world even if the news tells u different.

he keeps talking and says, "people see my car and think, wow, but all this can be gone in a snap of a finger and i can be catching the bus, and i would like to think a person would give me a ride... people usually look at me like a weirdo when i offer but i understand... i use to catch the bus to but i dont have to any more but that doesnt mean i forgot what that situation is like"

i was like WOW!... thats deep... cuz i sure woulda smashed off... and then he asked me did i smoke (weed)... i was like "NAH" and he lit his blunt rolled his window down a proceeded to drive. he dropped me off asked my name and said have a coo' day and i did the same... he said his name was Karmit (*car-meet*... i guess thats how u spell it)... and that was that!...

AND THEN...

I get to my bus that takes to work and theres a black dude about my age there, he stood out cuz he was the only other black person around and he had on some clean ass air for 1's (even tho' im not a fan of those shoes)... while every1 is boarding the bus he digs in his wallet to get a few dolla out to pay and he is talking to the bus driver at the same time, i guess seeing how much it costs... this foo' drops a $100 and a $10 dollar bill on the ground as he steps on the bus...


NOW... yesterday he woulda been sooooo assed out it aint even funny... but since homie had gave the ride on some good samaritan shit... i tapped homeboy on the shoulder and was like, "ay u dropped somethin"... he was like OH SHIT!... thanx man!... DAMN! IM SLIPPIN! i was like yea that woulda been ugly!... he was like "ugly aint even the word"..

im an honest guy but that was hard to do... cuz it aint everyday that $100 bills just fall on the ground when nobody is lookin... but it aint everyday a stranger gives a young African-American male a ride in his benz when he's runnin late!

maybe this is how the world was originally designed!

they say... "SOME like it ROUGH"

aiiight im back off hiatus... with what i think is a GOOD ONE!...
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Okay lets just get into this 1... I've recently found out that more women than i originally thought are into ROUGH SEX... i mean we all have that 1 friend or know that person that has done... is doing... and will do it all in the bedroom BUT im finding out women are really into this shit!

Now when i say ROUGH... i dont mean the classic ass slappin & hair pullin rough... im talkin the BITING, SLAPPING, CHOCKING kind of ROUGH!

I had a conversation with a woman im dating... and it went like this:


HER... i have a confession
GSWEET... what???
HER... i like to be fucked rough!
GSWEET... rough how?
HER... okay... i like to be chocked!
GSWEET... WHAT!?... chocked!, chocked!?
HER... yea... have u ever tried that?... are u even into that kinda stuff?
GSWEET... are u serious?... nah i aint never did that, im mean im down for new shit but aint nobody finna choke me tho!
HER... so what if i wanted u to choke me , would u?
GSWEET... maaan, i dunno... i aint use to that kinda shit

fast forward a few days later via text message...

GSWEET... so how exactly would i know when im goin to far?
HER... if i start turning pale and tranna' push u off of me, thats too much
GSWEET... lol... its dark how would i see if ur pale or not?... lmao
HER... u know what i mean
GSWEET... i guess!

after this im thinkin wow thats 2 ppl. i know personally that like that kinda shit... so i started asking females that i knew how they felt about this and come to find out like 3 or 4 other people i know personally like gettin CHOCKED OUT too. All this brings forth the term "SENSUAL CHOKE"... now the 1st time i heard this i was crackin the fuck up... im like, "that shit is an oxymoron"... the words sensual and choke dont even belong together... but one of my older more experienced homegirls assured me that people did this all the time, i was thinkin NO!, freaks like yo ass do shit like that all the time!... boy was i wrong!...

so when all this was goin on... i ran this shit past my boys (the SMITTYS)... the first response out of 1 of these NI**AS mouths was (i aint even gone bust em' out tho!), "SO DID U CHOKE HER ASS OUT!?"... that caused for me and the other SMITTY to crack up... as i reply, "nah blood, she just told me this shit"... but SMITTY didnt stop there, nope, thats not in his character, he goes hard... and replies... SHIIIT, IDDA' CHOKED HER ASS OUUUT!... im thinkin to myself that foo' is crazy.

anywho... i have a question...

HOW MANY OF U HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS? AND HOW COMMON DO U THINK IT IS?