they say... "I'm a FREAK!"

It's prolly true ... anyway during my trip to Diego last weekend while walking around their strip (the gas lamp district)... i decided to go in a sex store and take a gander cuz i havent been in one in years... so i look around he first thing i decide to pick up is a porn DVD, Big Booty of course ... so i eyeball that DVD for a minute then move on... i see some perverted stuff, some gaynesss.. and then i noticed something interesting...

A sex sling annnnd a doggy style strap... lemme save u the explanation...here are the pics... lmao...


annnnd...


These both could be very useful... what do u think?... i think imma get em'.

and i'll leave u wit these 2... lmao...

they say... "i DUNNO about this 1 "

i seen this commercial over the weekend, and im not gon' front i cracked up (cuz im goofy...lol)... but then oi thought about how this can be taken waaaay outta context, and i think the creators shoulda thought this 1 out a lil more...



i\I took it for what it was... what do u think???

ps. i know smitty aint gone find this all that funny

they say... "SLEEP is FORBIDDEN"

This week i started a new way of doing things...

OKAY... im a big fan of "i wanna work for diddy" and 1 of his creeds is "SLEEP IS FORBIDDEN",

he believes that when every1 else is sleep you could be gettin "something" done that will get you ahead of ur competition...

so seeing as tho ive been in a slump lately and ive been very unproductive i felt that id try the 'sleep less do more' thing and thus far its been good, ive got so much shit done this week and when i do go to sleep i sleep hella good and im waking up early.

As much as i like sleep (lmao) im just trying something different to cure boredom with life.

what do u think???

they say... "it's just MYSPACE"...

Actually i feel like im the only 1 who thinks that... i have a page just like the other trillion people on this planet and the next BUT im starting to think people 4get that (in my opinion) myspace is not real "physical" life. Lately myspace has irritated me beyond my normal tolerance...

when i change my mood... i have to hear some shit about that, its a mood sometimes there not an exact reason for a mood or there are a number of things to add up to me feeling like that... none the less ITS A FUCKING MOOD, and more importantly ITS JUST FUCKING MYSPACE!!!... i wonder if i can take that off all together... i'll check it out...

next on the menu is something i dont really mind to a certain extent... and thats people who go on other people page just to see whats in their comments or to see what their picture comments say... are u serious!... u cant ever be that bored... BUT the icing on the cake is when they feel they can approach you via text,phone, or in person about what they read... get over it!...

the he say she say has gotta stop i thought u had to be over 14 or 15 to get on myspace anyway, okay so act like it...

right now i feel like erasing my shit but i know i'll regret that later... but it justr amazes me how so many people are so focused on this shit that let it affect how they feel, what they think, and who they are in their real life...

im guess im done venting... for now... and i have obviously just gave myspace more meaning (than it derserves) by even posting this but FUCK IT its how i feel!


ps. what would hapopen if when every1 went to log on 2morrow morning myspace no longer existed?... hmmmm... think about it!

and in light of it all... hahahahahahaha!

they say... "DON'T CROSS the line..."

HAHAHAHA!.... and anotha 1...

have u ever experienced this... lafao @ "GRAPE SODA"

they say... "thats ME..."

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first i put in "G-SWEET"...

What Gsweet Means

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are very charming... dangerously so. You have the potential to break a lot of hearts. You know how what you want, how to get it, and that you will get it. You have the power to rule the world. Let's hope you're a benevolent dictator! You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.

then... i put in GARY!

What Gary Means

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

WOW!... THESE ARE BOTH SOOOOOO ME!!!

they say... "if only i had THOUGHT of it 1st"

What if i invented "pu**y-in-a-can"... no not really ...lol... but if it were possible how much money would i be lookin @ profit wise...jus think... hahahaha!



HOPE YALL HAD A GOOD WEEKEND!

they say... "the OLDER i get the BETTER i get!"

*(NOTE) I TYPED THIS ON FRIDAY, MAY 16TH BUT BLOGGER WAS ACTIN A DAMN FOO'*

Hey people... so 2day is my bday... 26 years ago 2day it was said that
the world would never be the same (i dunno who said it, but it was
said...lol)... and there was I!...

So i decided to post some pics for my readers... FOLLOW ME!...

(dont ask)... EARLY 2 YEARS OLD... MOMS HAD ME IN A BABY
PAGEANT... IN 82' A KING WAS BORN...


2 YEARS OLD @ MOMS WEDDING...


fasssssst forward...

I WAS 13.. IN THE 8TH GRADE... (my boy Z-A Smitty is in the all
white)... U SEE US!...


I WAS 14... 9TH GRADE WINTER BALL...


fassssst forward...

18 YEARS OLD... THE YEAR WAS 2000... I MISS HIGH SCHOOL... SLHS... SO MANY MEMORIES...


LMAO... I LOVE THIS PIC... IT HILARIOUS TO ME... I WAS 20... THIS WAS
IN 2002... IM LOOKIN EXTRA HOOD (yes those are corn rows)


AT AGE 21... I STILL LOOKED LIKE I WAS 15... LOL...


THESE PICS ARE FROM MY 25TH BDAY LAST YEAR...

had a flyer and everything...




ANNND OF COURSE... THIS IS ME TODAY...


special bday shout out to the EB... i see you my fellow Taurus

they say... "AIN'T that some SHIT?"

hey hey hey people... just here to post some randomness today... some o this may have already been covered but this i post is long over due... its bee some crazy, ignant, and wierd shit goin on these past few months... CHECK IT OUT!...
(these are in no particular order just)


1st off... when did this happen?

am i really that far outta the loop... not that i could give a damn with a small side of a f*ck but did yall even know they were dating?... stop lyin No yall didnt... i never seen it on POCA'S blog so i wasnt expectin it... thats all im sayin! NEXXXXXXT...

I cant believe it yall... is goin to jail... wait i mean.....
... yea... him... dude from "White Men Cant Jump"... Wesley they finally caught yo black ass... shiiiiit if i had to pay $500 to government for some f*ckin taxes... yo ni**a ass is payin too... orrrrr u can simply go to jail for 3 years... i keep tellin yall these white folks aint playin wit they money... they are pimps... and they will smack a hoe! (and yes you/me/we are the hoes)... NEXXXXXXT...

ohhhhh snap sonnnn (in my fake NY voice)... yall seen the IRON MAN movie yet?...

not much to say... hellllla tight... and i like the fact that the character of Tony Starks/Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) was a straight arrogant asshole...lol!... NEXXXXXXT...

"Its party time, Ohhhhhh its party time"... how many of yall remember this rapper named Tracy Lee... he had that 1 song "The Theme (its a party)"... okay u prolly dont... thank God for YouTube...


"and evrywhere that my crew go/
and every hoe that my crew know/
and every show that my crew blow/
u know we get down"

i was watchin an old ass episode of New York Undercover and it came on and i was like that shit used to be tight... what happened to dude *shruggs shoulders*... NEXXXXXXT...

okay while we're on music... gotta point out my flavor the month a few months ago... seen her on TV and was thinking perverted things... u know i be on my BROWNSKIN LADIES...
... i was feelin her!...
then i was highly disappointed when i went lookin for pics... *shaked head*... *sigh*... i'll just say this video does her justice and i'll keep that mental pic of her......... oh and did yall see Whitney actin like she had a lil sense... Ray J is layin pipe and stoppin crack habits, hmmm thats at least a point for man of the year... right... NEXXXXXXT...

hey... got a question for yall... WHO'S BEEN KEEPING THEIR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS?... dont lie to me... i know yall fell off... i ask cuz i strayed away from mines for a few weeks but im back on... get on it my fellow bloggies!... ... NEXXXXXXT...

Hahahahaha... i just watched this shit again and was die'in laffin... this commercial cracks me the f*ck up...

hahahahahahahahaa!... NEXXXXXXT...

okay... lets get to some personal shit... im not sure what other states or areas have a NATION'S hamburger spot...

(this is the one in downtown OAKLAND)
BUT... they have their own recipe for Strawberry Cheesecake... that shit is hellllllla good...

(sorry the pic is so small)
i cant even describe how good it is... but while trying to... i came up with this nick name for it........................ PU$$Y ON A FORK... f*ck what you talkin' bout... it's just about that damn good!... i'll post a personal pic of it next time i go!... NEXXXXXXT...

aiiiight... my friend got me listenin' to this radio show called
MOVIN 99.7- LOVE TRAP...

(click the link)
this is radio show is dedicated to catchin' people cheating and puttin em' on blast... via the radio... its helllla funny!... listen to a few of em... NEXXXXXXT...

and lastly i wanna point out a few things ive noticed... is it me or do these people not look too much alike?...



ICE T..... & .....YUNG BERG


ANTHONY ANDERSON..... & .....CAIN LOPEZ(comedian)... it was hard to find pics


TIK (from flavor of love)..... & .....WEBSTER (emmanuel lewis)



LIL WAYNE..... & .....KHIA

side bar... while lookin for pics of khia i ran across this shit... had me rollin... look @ k-Ci from Jodeci... CONCRETE LOOP... its old but its worth a laff!


HAHAHAHAHAHA... IT WAS FUN PEOPLE but im out!... see ya sooner than later!

they say... "that AINT a bad IDEA"

With election time here and all I figured I'd share an idea I've had for a long time wit all my bloggers... this is "MY" idea so don't be tranna steal it... don't even be tranna tell ya friends u thought of it...lmao...

Okay... outside of the current election (seein as tho Obama got it on lock right now)... in prior elections have u ever felt like u didn't exactly know who u wanted to vote for... but u knew for DAMN SURE who u didnt want in office? (i.e. BUSH)...


Well a while back I came up with the idea of a NEGATIVE VOTE...

The negative strips a vote away from the candidate of ur choice thus taking ur single vote away... so u may not be able to vote for a person but u inturn were able to take a vote away from the candidate of ur choice.



Sooooo... what do ya think?... would u use ur NEGATIVE VOTE if it were possible???

*not necessarily this election, most of us already got our minds made up*