they say... "what'll they THINK of NEXT?"

Soooo... i was talkin to my homegirl yesterday... she recently crossed as a DELTA (shout out to Delta Sigma Theta they all seem to be cool as hell, wit me at least)...

anyway... she decided to share a fun-fact with me... and that fact is that the black greek sorority AKA has their own damn BARBIE DOLL!... this was funny as hell, i couldnt believe this shit so i looked it up when i got home and sure enough there she was pretty, fair skinned and all... but none the less a black(or lack there of) Barbie...

i jsut wanted to share that wit yall... i found it entertaining for a short amount of time yesterday... if u want more info CLICK HERE

they say... "the OLDER i get the BETTER i get!"

*(NOTE) I TYPED THIS ON FRIDAY, MAY 16TH BUT BLOGGER WAS ACTIN A DAMN FOO'*

Hey people... so 2day is my bday... 26 years ago 2day it was said that
the world would never be the same (i dunno who said it, but it was
said...lol)... and there was I!...

So i decided to post some pics for my readers... FOLLOW ME!...

(dont ask)... EARLY 2 YEARS OLD... MOMS HAD ME IN A BABY
PAGEANT... IN 82' A KING WAS BORN...


2 YEARS OLD @ MOMS WEDDING...


fasssssst forward...

I WAS 13.. IN THE 8TH GRADE... (my boy Z-A Smitty is in the all
white)... U SEE US!...


I WAS 14... 9TH GRADE WINTER BALL...


fassssst forward...

18 YEARS OLD... THE YEAR WAS 2000... I MISS HIGH SCHOOL... SLHS... SO MANY MEMORIES...


LMAO... I LOVE THIS PIC... IT HILARIOUS TO ME... I WAS 20... THIS WAS
IN 2002... IM LOOKIN EXTRA HOOD (yes those are corn rows)


AT AGE 21... I STILL LOOKED LIKE I WAS 15... LOL...


THESE PICS ARE FROM MY 25TH BDAY LAST YEAR...

had a flyer and everything...




ANNND OF COURSE... THIS IS ME TODAY...


special bday shout out to the EB... i see you my fellow Taurus

they say... "AIN'T that some SHIT?"

hey hey hey people... just here to post some randomness today... some o this may have already been covered but this i post is long over due... its bee some crazy, ignant, and wierd shit goin on these past few months... CHECK IT OUT!...
(these are in no particular order just)


1st off... when did this happen?

am i really that far outta the loop... not that i could give a damn with a small side of a f*ck but did yall even know they were dating?... stop lyin No yall didnt... i never seen it on POCA'S blog so i wasnt expectin it... thats all im sayin! NEXXXXXXT...

I cant believe it yall... is goin to jail... wait i mean.....
... yea... him... dude from "White Men Cant Jump"... Wesley they finally caught yo black ass... shiiiiit if i had to pay $500 to government for some f*ckin taxes... yo ni**a ass is payin too... orrrrr u can simply go to jail for 3 years... i keep tellin yall these white folks aint playin wit they money... they are pimps... and they will smack a hoe! (and yes you/me/we are the hoes)... NEXXXXXXT...

ohhhhh snap sonnnn (in my fake NY voice)... yall seen the IRON MAN movie yet?...

not much to say... hellllla tight... and i like the fact that the character of Tony Starks/Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) was a straight arrogant asshole...lol!... NEXXXXXXT...

"Its party time, Ohhhhhh its party time"... how many of yall remember this rapper named Tracy Lee... he had that 1 song "The Theme (its a party)"... okay u prolly dont... thank God for YouTube...


"and evrywhere that my crew go/
and every hoe that my crew know/
and every show that my crew blow/
u know we get down"

i was watchin an old ass episode of New York Undercover and it came on and i was like that shit used to be tight... what happened to dude *shruggs shoulders*... NEXXXXXXT...

okay while we're on music... gotta point out my flavor the month a few months ago... seen her on TV and was thinking perverted things... u know i be on my BROWNSKIN LADIES...
... i was feelin her!...
then i was highly disappointed when i went lookin for pics... *shaked head*... *sigh*... i'll just say this video does her justice and i'll keep that mental pic of her......... oh and did yall see Whitney actin like she had a lil sense... Ray J is layin pipe and stoppin crack habits, hmmm thats at least a point for man of the year... right... NEXXXXXXT...

hey... got a question for yall... WHO'S BEEN KEEPING THEIR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS?... dont lie to me... i know yall fell off... i ask cuz i strayed away from mines for a few weeks but im back on... get on it my fellow bloggies!... ... NEXXXXXXT...

Hahahahaha... i just watched this shit again and was die'in laffin... this commercial cracks me the f*ck up...

hahahahahahahahaa!... NEXXXXXXT...

okay... lets get to some personal shit... im not sure what other states or areas have a NATION'S hamburger spot...

(this is the one in downtown OAKLAND)
BUT... they have their own recipe for Strawberry Cheesecake... that shit is hellllllla good...

(sorry the pic is so small)
i cant even describe how good it is... but while trying to... i came up with this nick name for it........................ PU$$Y ON A FORK... f*ck what you talkin' bout... it's just about that damn good!... i'll post a personal pic of it next time i go!... NEXXXXXXT...

aiiiight... my friend got me listenin' to this radio show called
MOVIN 99.7- LOVE TRAP...

(click the link)
this is radio show is dedicated to catchin' people cheating and puttin em' on blast... via the radio... its helllla funny!... listen to a few of em... NEXXXXXXT...

and lastly i wanna point out a few things ive noticed... is it me or do these people not look too much alike?...



ICE T..... & .....YUNG BERG


ANTHONY ANDERSON..... & .....CAIN LOPEZ(comedian)... it was hard to find pics


TIK (from flavor of love)..... & .....WEBSTER (emmanuel lewis)



LIL WAYNE..... & .....KHIA

side bar... while lookin for pics of khia i ran across this shit... had me rollin... look @ k-Ci from Jodeci... CONCRETE LOOP... its old but its worth a laff!


HAHAHAHAHAHA... IT WAS FUN PEOPLE but im out!... see ya sooner than later!

they say... "get it OFF ya CHEST" (LATE)

*Things some ppl. in my personal life need to know (but I don't wanna be an asshole)...*

Let me start off by saying I'm not mad at any1 specific... nobody did shit... I'm just reflecting on some shit...

- 1 thing u can fuckin count on... ALWAYS!... is that I'll be ME!...
love it or leave it... at this point in my life I don't care which 1 u choose

- I have friends... the SMITTY's... theres nothin I won't do for them (pause/no homo)... their like brothers... so if u decide not to be my friend... sorry but it bothers me very little... Im not that excited about making new friends any way, I accept new associates but I don't go out looking for them

- I keep to myself... whatever I choose to not tell u is my business...
respect that and shut the fuck up!...

- yea I do think I'm too good for some shit... and I do show it @ times... that's me, I don't know how else to be

- Women enjoy my company just as I do theirs, what the hell u mad for...
get over it!

- I don't change... I may tighten or loosen up things about me but I never stray too far from being G-SWEET... I figure if people are attracted to me and/or accept me when they meet me its because there's something they see in me so why would I change???... shit u might not like the change, orrrrrr the change might not like you

- Insecure people are starting to get on my nerves... I'm not dealing with them anymore... nothing against u but I've noticed there's no helping or convincing these people... so I'll just stay away from them... if I meet a woman and she's insecure I'm walkin away... for real tho... that shit is played... life is too short to harp on the negative shit about URSELF of all people

- I hate when people change there character based on another person... I find that to be a weak-willed person... I feel like u should always be able to find urself within a situation no matter what... ur girlfriend/boyfriend, brother/sister, bestfriend, worse enemy... should not be the reason u change urself...
Now if ya married... hey u gotta do what u gotta do *shrugs shoulders*


PARTING WORDS:

I am the flyest ni**a walkin...
I am humbly-arrogant...
I dont care what u think...
I am too good for some shit...
Women love me...
Men envy me...
If I had nothing, I'd still have more to offer than most!


*back to my regular(LATE) scheduled blogging*

they say... "did u see that???" (LATE)

[DISCLAIMER]... due to the haters @ the work place i will be postin most of my shit a day or two late... just check the late tag at the end of the title... thanx!
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(SORRY CANT FIND A LIVE VIDEO)

I know yall seen his performance @ the grammys... this dude is waaay to talented for the music that surrounds him... i.e... this IGNANT ASS NEGROE...


*shakes head*

... but im like... Kanye is an entertaining human being in general... the performance was crazy... the tribute to his mother was super emotional... thus showing he's is human (regardless how he acts)... and i cant front my fav. part hands down was when he put the sound operator in check... hahahahahahah.... i was crakin the fuck up!...

Did nanybody catch this, hella tight...

BIG BROTHER LIVE



has any1 peeped this video... hella wierd and odd aint it... but of course i dont mind the video... lmao!... wonder if they'll be another part to it!

FLASHY LIGHTS VIDEO


PEACE OUT!... get @ yall in a minute!

they say... "PAY it forward"

Yall ever seen that movie... its one of those inspirational humanitarian flicks with the message of, "passing on a random act of kindness"


So check this out... this morning I'm running late as usual... I'm talkin hella late... late like I live a lil over an hour (public
transportation) from my place of residence... I'm suppose to be at work at 10... I was a 2 blocks away from my house waitin for the bus at 9:15...

So I wait... and wait... and wait... I'm like WHAT THE FUCK... there no bus in sight... so I'm gettin pissed cuz shit like this makes me hella mad...

So as I'm standing there pissed off, I'm just looking @ cars pass by when I notice a clean ass silver mercedes benz... what I noticed first were the rims because cuz they were different, by now the car is @ a complete stand still so I observe the rest of it and see the dude drivin it... it was an indian guy about 35 on his cell phone with a blunt hangin out his mouth (I'm thinkin nah this ni**a aint smokin weed in broad daylight)... I laugh to myself and go back to waiting... when in no time @ all the indian dude had made a u-turn and pulled up next to me...


So I'm thinkin he needs directions... so I turn towards the car and he rolls the window down and says, "are you going to the BART station?" so I kinda gave em' raised eyebrow frown and that's when my thought process took over...

MY THOUGH PROCESS:

1st thought... wtf!?... is this ni**a gay and tranna pick up on me
[arrogant & homophobic]

2nd thought... I dunno about these indians folks, they be blowin shit up
[racist & prejudice]

3rd thought... if he say somethin outta pocket imma' beat his ass
[violent & ignorant]

4th thought... damn I do need to get to the BART station a.s.a.p. ...
and if somethin goes all bad I can always revert back to thought #3!...

So I reply, "what u say?"
And he asks again, "are you going to the BART station?"... u want a ride Just for confirmation I say, "are u goin that way?"
He says, "yea"...

So I grab my bag and get in... now I'm not gon' front I was still expectin some weird shit to happen... but that's just me... I'm a pessimist... expect the worse, hope for the best...

So now I'm in this clean ass benz with a fuckin stranger... she says, "I seen u waiting for the bus so I figured I'd give u a ride"...
so I say "thanks"...and proceed to make small talk... u know the usual, where do u work, u live around here, are u a murderer... shit like that!...

the guy goes on to say how he does this often when he's sees people waiting @ a bus stop... i was kinda shocked... but thats when it hit me there really are nice people left in the world even if the news tells u different.

he keeps talking and says, "people see my car and think, wow, but all this can be gone in a snap of a finger and i can be catching the bus, and i would like to think a person would give me a ride... people usually look at me like a weirdo when i offer but i understand... i use to catch the bus to but i dont have to any more but that doesnt mean i forgot what that situation is like"

i was like WOW!... thats deep... cuz i sure woulda smashed off... and then he asked me did i smoke (weed)... i was like "NAH" and he lit his blunt rolled his window down a proceeded to drive. he dropped me off asked my name and said have a coo' day and i did the same... he said his name was Karmit (*car-meet*... i guess thats how u spell it)... and that was that!...

AND THEN...

I get to my bus that takes to work and theres a black dude about my age there, he stood out cuz he was the only other black person around and he had on some clean ass air for 1's (even tho' im not a fan of those shoes)... while every1 is boarding the bus he digs in his wallet to get a few dolla out to pay and he is talking to the bus driver at the same time, i guess seeing how much it costs... this foo' drops a $100 and a $10 dollar bill on the ground as he steps on the bus...


NOW... yesterday he woulda been sooooo assed out it aint even funny... but since homie had gave the ride on some good samaritan shit... i tapped homeboy on the shoulder and was like, "ay u dropped somethin"... he was like OH SHIT!... thanx man!... DAMN! IM SLIPPIN! i was like yea that woulda been ugly!... he was like "ugly aint even the word"..

im an honest guy but that was hard to do... cuz it aint everyday that $100 bills just fall on the ground when nobody is lookin... but it aint everyday a stranger gives a young African-American male a ride in his benz when he's runnin late!

maybe this is how the world was originally designed!

they say... "these are the TIMES!"

I finally got my ass out to a club this weekend... i been slippin on havin a social life... but this weeken i had HELLA FUN!, as usual... and u know ya boy was fly!... i thought i would see this character while i was out:


hahahaha!... but... no luck this weekend... PUDDIN. was tranna' act like she had a life and stayed home!
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SATURDAY...

my cuzin Dana turned 23...

and she demanded that i have my black ass at there... i swear i love this woman... she reminds me alot of myself in many ways... plus im partial to her over my other cousins because im the god father of her baby...

i aint been out in a minute... so i had to get FLY... got that good haircut cuz it was lookin ruff (which i found out some women like that shit, but it aint fa' me)... then i got that good manicure, got some fly shit out the closet i was feelin brand new!

anyway she wanted everybody to meet her @ this lounge in Oakland called the AIR LOUNGE... i love this place cuz of the atmosphere, the crowd, and the set-up is fly!... CLICK HERE FOR PICS

there are usually for the most part attractive women with somethin goin for them selves (not all of em, but more than a few ive met) and nobody really be on no bullshit tranna' fight or do too much. i know 1 of the female bartenders there so she hooked me and my boys up with the first round of drinks... we got there @ around 11:00 (a lil early) seeing as tho we beat the damn bday girl there (damn late ass black ppl.)... i seen a few ppl. i knew and chopped it up and got up to speed with them... one of the Smitty's ex-girlfriends was in there be hellllla annoying and obnoxious coming "THIS CLOSE" to gettin her ass whopped so many chicks in there. i mostly shot the shit wit my cuzin and flirted with my female friend that was there...

i ended up gettin hella drunk went to Smitty's house and crashed... only to wake up kinda early so i could be @ work on sunday from 10 til 7...
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SUNDAY...

Now sunday was the shit... we got this spot in san jo called "THE AGENDA"... and on any 3day weekend the shit cracks and all the local ppl. and hella other ppl. from the bay are there... as soon as i got out the car to go get in line i had to ask the fellas... is every woman thick now days... i swear i was barely out the car and group of about 4 girls were walkin down the street lookin like ponies about the ass region...

and that promised a great night ahead!...

we get in and of course we stay unique and fly... hit the bar with the intent to get FUCKED UP!... patron shots...


& long islands(thats what i had i dont know bout them)...


an hour into it im feelin my shit havin a good time... flirtin wit all my flings and sayin wussup to ni**as i aint seen in few months cuz i been anti-social when it hits me... ive been negleting my self of what every human needs... contact with other humans (preferably women) and alcohol... lmao!

it felt good to get out of my rut... i needed a haircut baaaad... i was lookin like rick ross about the chin...




and guess what i was supposed to go to work monday but i woke up late and it was raining so i started thinkin bout what SMITTY was sayin... "MAAAAN FUCK THEM CRACKAS I AINT GOIN TO WORK" (he didnt really say that but i know thats what he meant when he said whatever he said about not working on MLK DAY!)

in conclusion i need to set aside time to go out... it is necessary!
(how else would i have an excuse to do shit like this):