they say... "these are the TIMES!"

I finally got my ass out to a club this weekend... i been slippin on havin a social life... but this weeken i had HELLA FUN!, as usual... and u know ya boy was fly!... i thought i would see this character while i was out:


hahahaha!... but... no luck this weekend... PUDDIN. was tranna' act like she had a life and stayed home!
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SATURDAY...

my cuzin Dana turned 23...

and she demanded that i have my black ass at there... i swear i love this woman... she reminds me alot of myself in many ways... plus im partial to her over my other cousins because im the god father of her baby...

i aint been out in a minute... so i had to get FLY... got that good haircut cuz it was lookin ruff (which i found out some women like that shit, but it aint fa' me)... then i got that good manicure, got some fly shit out the closet i was feelin brand new!

anyway she wanted everybody to meet her @ this lounge in Oakland called the AIR LOUNGE... i love this place cuz of the atmosphere, the crowd, and the set-up is fly!... CLICK HERE FOR PICS

there are usually for the most part attractive women with somethin goin for them selves (not all of em, but more than a few ive met) and nobody really be on no bullshit tranna' fight or do too much. i know 1 of the female bartenders there so she hooked me and my boys up with the first round of drinks... we got there @ around 11:00 (a lil early) seeing as tho we beat the damn bday girl there (damn late ass black ppl.)... i seen a few ppl. i knew and chopped it up and got up to speed with them... one of the Smitty's ex-girlfriends was in there be hellllla annoying and obnoxious coming "THIS CLOSE" to gettin her ass whopped so many chicks in there. i mostly shot the shit wit my cuzin and flirted with my female friend that was there...

i ended up gettin hella drunk went to Smitty's house and crashed... only to wake up kinda early so i could be @ work on sunday from 10 til 7...
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SUNDAY...

Now sunday was the shit... we got this spot in san jo called "THE AGENDA"... and on any 3day weekend the shit cracks and all the local ppl. and hella other ppl. from the bay are there... as soon as i got out the car to go get in line i had to ask the fellas... is every woman thick now days... i swear i was barely out the car and group of about 4 girls were walkin down the street lookin like ponies about the ass region...

and that promised a great night ahead!...

we get in and of course we stay unique and fly... hit the bar with the intent to get FUCKED UP!... patron shots...


& long islands(thats what i had i dont know bout them)...


an hour into it im feelin my shit havin a good time... flirtin wit all my flings and sayin wussup to ni**as i aint seen in few months cuz i been anti-social when it hits me... ive been negleting my self of what every human needs... contact with other humans (preferably women) and alcohol... lmao!

it felt good to get out of my rut... i needed a haircut baaaad... i was lookin like rick ross about the chin...




and guess what i was supposed to go to work monday but i woke up late and it was raining so i started thinkin bout what SMITTY was sayin... "MAAAAN FUCK THEM CRACKAS I AINT GOIN TO WORK" (he didnt really say that but i know thats what he meant when he said whatever he said about not working on MLK DAY!)

in conclusion i need to set aside time to go out... it is necessary!
(how else would i have an excuse to do shit like this):

they say... "It's the REASON for the SEASONS"

Well my X-MAS was laid back... helped moms cook this year since shes gettin older, her and my brother(18 yrs old) got in to a squabble the week prior too so he left and stayed with my grandmother which in turn made my mother basically say F*ck and she didnt get him shit...

so i had to play good son and visit with her a few days... clean his dirty ass room (*shaking head*)... my favorite part of any holiday is the food so i was happy... moms made: (in no specific order)

1... cornish hens
2... roast beef (that shit was helllla good, vegetarians go to hell...lol)
3... yams
4... mac & cheese
5... potato salad
........... i was gone put a pic of potato salad here but look at m,y choices... helll naw... it didnt look nothin like that hot mess in a bowl on nonna them pics CLICK HERE

6... garlic butter crab legs... (i know it hella doesnt go but moms had the craving to make it, but it was hella good too)
7... sweet potato pie... i woulda wrestled grandma to the floor for the last piece i swear i would have!

8... german chocolate cake (ughhh... what is that on the top of the cake? oatmeal?...lmao

i got slapped upside the head for sayin that at the dinner table)

9... black eyed peas... i sware fo' lowd *shakin head* rediculously good (i know im greedy hahaha!)

Theres more i just cant think know besides im sure drooling on this keyboard will cost the company money.

I decided not to get that many people nothin this x-mas... i just got the kids hella stuff...

my 2 yr. old god daughter...



and my 6 year old cuzin


I got the all kinds of toys, pajamas, and clothes... so the kids were my REASON FOR THE SEASONS!

PEACE OUT