they say... "thats F'd UP!"

my homegirl posted this on myspace and it had me crackin up!...

my favorites are "LAZY" & "INEVITABILITY"... hahahahahaha!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND YALL!

they say... "that's some NEXT LEVEL sh*t"

My homegirl told me about this and i had to see for myself... this is crazy!... AND I WANT 1...lol!



crazy right?... yea!... i jus wonder what actually happens in the event of an accident... does the person crash right into the people inside the car?... what do u think?

they say... "Pass it on!"

I was tagged by the sexy Ms. EB...


"List seven songs that you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now, shaping your spring summer. Post these instructions in your blog along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to."

My 7 songs are as follows:

1... Hezekiah- I See Yaw (feat. Jaguar Wright)... i listen to this song everyday, its so REAL!

2... Blu & Exile- No Greater Love... this song describes a situation i was goin thru in such detail, dope lyrics too

3... EMC- Say Now... just a tight song!

4... Tupac- Against All Odds... this is hands down my fav. song of all time, and i had to listen to it alot this weekend, i was pissed

5... Trey Songz- Last Time... cant front this song is the shit!

6... Jaheim-I've Changer (feat. Keyshia Cole)... helllllla tight!

(There is a tie) for 7...

- Duchess S.- "Stay"... this is how u be feelin sometimes!

- Duchess S.- "Here We Go Again"... this is sooooo real!

NOTE: Duchess S. is a new artist that i know personally... check the songs i mentioned out on her MySpace page... CLICK HERE


IM TAGGING.......

- Ms. Puddin
- Smitty's Soliloquy
- Muze
- Cap City
- The Flyyest
- Karrie B.
- Still Poca

they say... "DON'T CROSS the line..."

HAHAHAHA!.... and anotha 1...

have u ever experienced this... lafao @ "GRAPE SODA"

they say... "keep it real sonnnn!"

seen this the 2day and had to share...

they say... "WHO is THAT?"

i seen KARRIE B do it... she said she got it from her boy DON... imma do it... just a bit lazier tho'...

basically its a compiled list of my blog friends... who they are... and what purpose they serve to me...

LETS GET TO IT:


1st and foremost i MUST start with MS. PUDDIN'... who i call MS. P... this is a personal friend of mine ( in real life)... but it is her who got me in the this crack habit we all call blogging... i love droppin by her spot cuz she's so real when it comes to her blogs... shes says shit that even "I" might keep to myself... plus anybody who continuously loses their underwear and can laugh about it is AIIIIGHT WIT ME!...

ohhh yea... also when she introduced me to this i was goin thru some shit and this was kinda therapeutic, so i wanna say thank u!
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next up we got......... SMITTY... a best friend in real life, this dude is highly entertaining on many different levels... smart enough to talk about politics but stupid enuff discuss the the shape of the lateset video chicks ass...

Smitty can easily be labeled a renaissance man... he knows alot photography, art, history, and shit like that... his blog(s) are a collage of those things sprinkled with funny shit
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next... STILL POCAHONTAZ... who i refer to as STILL P... this is a very outgoing individual, i say that because... in a sense she gives every1's blog a once over... i see her everywhere in the blog world (at least mines anyway)... Poca has that coo' big sis feel when she responds...lol...

i know ever1 agrees with me when i say she keeps us all up to date with the celeb gossip!... i know i would know shit about famous folks if it wasnt for her ass...
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nexxxxt... is... EB THE CELEB... cute, darkskin, and knows EVERY FUCKIN BODY!(or @ least takes pics with em'...lol)... sometimes i wish i was in ur field of work seems like ur always at an event and traveling...

her blogs seem to be real... and i enjoy the pics... keep em' commin Eb!
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next up... MISTER UNDERHILL... i swear i never know what im gonna get when i hit the link to his page... this dude is hilarious... just for point of reference i went to a part of his blogspot that had naked titties with words scribbled on em... to keep it real and be honest i couldnt even tell u the point of that section of his blog... alllll i remember is there were naked breast... not exactly my flavor but shiiiit it works for me! ;0)...hahaha!
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next up we got... OPINIONATED DIVA... i refuse to write the word "opinionated" every single time i respond to her... so i call her O-DIVA... she hands down comes off as 1 of the realest blogger that i frequent... i love stoppin there to read about some work drama & flashback fridays... that shit usually has me crackin up... oh yea and i was diggin the voice blog ma'... i usually hit her blog on the daily!
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who's next... ummm... MS. BEHAVING... one of the cleverest names so far... but since im lazy she's MS. B when im referring to her... straight outta NY, this 50 cent loving women is also on my daily checklist, i luv her real life situations and the real life reactions when she gets pissed... she another person that too real for words.
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moving along to CAP CITY... i usually find myself sticking my head in her kitchen window whe i wanna see what shes up to... i have a confession... my lazy ass has been peekin and not speakin, so with that said i need to start being vocal on ya page ma

CAP holds it down on my page wit the comments, u betta quit bein a stranger woman!
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on tooooo... MS. LADY... diggin the shit out ya page cuz when im on it feels like i really know u, like u really the homie... ya shit is real and strait forward... the video blog was a perfect example of that... ur comments are funny as hell too... keep it up & keep it real (i know u wont have a problem doin that)
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and lastly... the latest addition to my blog roll is KARRIE B.... probably one of new favorites... she a fly-girl... she be havin me crackin up too... thats my new hang out spot... lmao!...
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HONORABLE MENTIONS:

- MUZE
- WRKNPROGRESS
- TOM GURL

they say... "WHAT the HELL is he BABBLING about"

hmmmm... its FRIDAY and im in a good mood and feelin a bit random as i usually do about this time during the week... so here we go...


QUESTION:
i know some of yall have mommas or yall mommas have friends wit those super long ass nails

its a bit inappropriate (no it aint) but ive always wondered HOW THE HELL DO THEY WIPE THEY ASS?... which also leads me to think that their nails have to be hella nasty seeing as tho... nevermind... just HOW?


QUESTION:
the other night while out to dinner, my date asked me a question that i never thought about... it kinda blew my mind... next time ur @ a restaurant, pick up a fork or spoon and just ask urself... HOW MANY MOUTHS HAVE BEEN ON THIS SPOON/FORK???... hmmm... something to think about huh!... makes u wanna take yo own shit to the restaurant with you...lmao!


QUESTION:
plain and simply... WHY HASNT R. KELLY WENT TO JAIL YET?... i mean i like thwe dudes music BUT he just really sang his way out of a court case.


QUESTION:
if im an american and my decendants are from africa thus giving me the politically correct title of AFRICAN-AMERICAN... thennnnnn... WHAT ARE BLACK PEOPLE FROM EUROPE WITH AFRICAN DECENDANTS CALLED??? AFRICAN-EUROPEANS?... i mean i know their not but why arent they?


FACT:
its impossible to explain color to some1 who was born blind. (got into a discussion about this not too long ago)

QUESTION:
Why dont i post as much as i use to?

QUESTION:
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?... hahaha...lmao!



i encourage u to add to the list, u might just get and answer, or mybe u just want to make a statement.

they say... "PAY it forward"

Yall ever seen that movie... its one of those inspirational humanitarian flicks with the message of, "passing on a random act of kindness"


So check this out... this morning I'm running late as usual... I'm talkin hella late... late like I live a lil over an hour (public
transportation) from my place of residence... I'm suppose to be at work at 10... I was a 2 blocks away from my house waitin for the bus at 9:15...

So I wait... and wait... and wait... I'm like WHAT THE FUCK... there no bus in sight... so I'm gettin pissed cuz shit like this makes me hella mad...

So as I'm standing there pissed off, I'm just looking @ cars pass by when I notice a clean ass silver mercedes benz... what I noticed first were the rims because cuz they were different, by now the car is @ a complete stand still so I observe the rest of it and see the dude drivin it... it was an indian guy about 35 on his cell phone with a blunt hangin out his mouth (I'm thinkin nah this ni**a aint smokin weed in broad daylight)... I laugh to myself and go back to waiting... when in no time @ all the indian dude had made a u-turn and pulled up next to me...


So I'm thinkin he needs directions... so I turn towards the car and he rolls the window down and says, "are you going to the BART station?" so I kinda gave em' raised eyebrow frown and that's when my thought process took over...

MY THOUGH PROCESS:

1st thought... wtf!?... is this ni**a gay and tranna pick up on me
[arrogant & homophobic]

2nd thought... I dunno about these indians folks, they be blowin shit up
[racist & prejudice]

3rd thought... if he say somethin outta pocket imma' beat his ass
[violent & ignorant]

4th thought... damn I do need to get to the BART station a.s.a.p. ...
and if somethin goes all bad I can always revert back to thought #3!...

So I reply, "what u say?"
And he asks again, "are you going to the BART station?"... u want a ride Just for confirmation I say, "are u goin that way?"
He says, "yea"...

So I grab my bag and get in... now I'm not gon' front I was still expectin some weird shit to happen... but that's just me... I'm a pessimist... expect the worse, hope for the best...

So now I'm in this clean ass benz with a fuckin stranger... she says, "I seen u waiting for the bus so I figured I'd give u a ride"...
so I say "thanks"...and proceed to make small talk... u know the usual, where do u work, u live around here, are u a murderer... shit like that!...

the guy goes on to say how he does this often when he's sees people waiting @ a bus stop... i was kinda shocked... but thats when it hit me there really are nice people left in the world even if the news tells u different.

he keeps talking and says, "people see my car and think, wow, but all this can be gone in a snap of a finger and i can be catching the bus, and i would like to think a person would give me a ride... people usually look at me like a weirdo when i offer but i understand... i use to catch the bus to but i dont have to any more but that doesnt mean i forgot what that situation is like"

i was like WOW!... thats deep... cuz i sure woulda smashed off... and then he asked me did i smoke (weed)... i was like "NAH" and he lit his blunt rolled his window down a proceeded to drive. he dropped me off asked my name and said have a coo' day and i did the same... he said his name was Karmit (*car-meet*... i guess thats how u spell it)... and that was that!...

AND THEN...

I get to my bus that takes to work and theres a black dude about my age there, he stood out cuz he was the only other black person around and he had on some clean ass air for 1's (even tho' im not a fan of those shoes)... while every1 is boarding the bus he digs in his wallet to get a few dolla out to pay and he is talking to the bus driver at the same time, i guess seeing how much it costs... this foo' drops a $100 and a $10 dollar bill on the ground as he steps on the bus...


NOW... yesterday he woulda been sooooo assed out it aint even funny... but since homie had gave the ride on some good samaritan shit... i tapped homeboy on the shoulder and was like, "ay u dropped somethin"... he was like OH SHIT!... thanx man!... DAMN! IM SLIPPIN! i was like yea that woulda been ugly!... he was like "ugly aint even the word"..

im an honest guy but that was hard to do... cuz it aint everyday that $100 bills just fall on the ground when nobody is lookin... but it aint everyday a stranger gives a young African-American male a ride in his benz when he's runnin late!

maybe this is how the world was originally designed!

they say... "puff puff PASS!!!"

I was tagged by:
STILL POCAHONTAZ


A) Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog.
B) Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself.
C) Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.
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#1... i can actually fly a small plane, no seriously i really can... i took a class/course over the summer when i was in between sophomore and junior year in high school... there was a program for like 10 inner city kids to do it... and i was chosen, we took classes like 8 hours a day and then we actually got to fly a real air plane every day for an allotted amount of time (with an instructor of course)... they were the small CESSNA and PIPER air planes. the look like this:


#2... i have a terrible habit of crackin my knuckles... not just my knuckles tho... like every joint on every finger... even my toes sometimes... lmao!

#3... I've seriously contemplated being a male giggalo, more than once!

#4... no matter how hard i try, i cant for the life of me complete a RUBIK'S CUBE... unless of course i take the stickers off and do it, who smart now?...
look @ this shit:

a damn 3 year old can do it!


4real... with his feet... cmon!

someone gave me 1 this morning... i refuse to open it... cuz i swear i'll break that shit if i get pissed off emough!... but its sitting on my computer haunting me... what should i do?

#5... My Myspace addiction has been replaced by BLOGGING with u guys... *(shakes head)*... its its like giving up CRACK for HEROINE!


#6... i keep Crystals Hot Sauce at my desk... never know when u might need it.


#7... i wish i could drink JAMBA JUICE everyday.

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I'm only tagging: (click the pic)

SMITTY'S SOLILOQUY


CAP CITY



MS. BEHAVING



MR. UNDERHILL