they say... "WHAT the HELL is he BABBLING about"

hmmmm... its FRIDAY and im in a good mood and feelin a bit random as i usually do about this time during the week... so here we go...


QUESTION:
i know some of yall have mommas or yall mommas have friends wit those super long ass nails

its a bit inappropriate (no it aint) but ive always wondered HOW THE HELL DO THEY WIPE THEY ASS?... which also leads me to think that their nails have to be hella nasty seeing as tho... nevermind... just HOW?


QUESTION:
the other night while out to dinner, my date asked me a question that i never thought about... it kinda blew my mind... next time ur @ a restaurant, pick up a fork or spoon and just ask urself... HOW MANY MOUTHS HAVE BEEN ON THIS SPOON/FORK???... hmmm... something to think about huh!... makes u wanna take yo own shit to the restaurant with you...lmao!


QUESTION:
plain and simply... WHY HASNT R. KELLY WENT TO JAIL YET?... i mean i like thwe dudes music BUT he just really sang his way out of a court case.


QUESTION:
if im an american and my decendants are from africa thus giving me the politically correct title of AFRICAN-AMERICAN... thennnnnn... WHAT ARE BLACK PEOPLE FROM EUROPE WITH AFRICAN DECENDANTS CALLED??? AFRICAN-EUROPEANS?... i mean i know their not but why arent they?


FACT:
its impossible to explain color to some1 who was born blind. (got into a discussion about this not too long ago)

QUESTION:
Why dont i post as much as i use to?

QUESTION:
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?... hahaha...lmao!



i encourage u to add to the list, u might just get and answer, or mybe u just want to make a statement.

they say... "Ur job is like ur 2nd home"

Lemme start by saying I LUV MY NEW JOB...

okay so like about a year ago, i seen a posting to be a video game tester... now honestly i didnt know what all it was about and didnt too much care...
VIDEO GAMES + GETTING PAID TO PLAY EM' = *KOOL-AID SMILE*...


So i applied and got no call back what so ever... not even an interview... so like about 3 months ago i see the posting agin but this time its thru a staffing agency... so i apply and meet the staffin agency people... and they say "WE'LL GIVE U A CALL"... after about 2 weeks i gave up on that and kept job searching... a full month went by when i got a call from an odd #... i answered and they told me i was chose for a position @ Namco... and im hella juiced...


I started October 1st... and granted its just been a lil' over a month, i cant say a single negative thing about my job!... i mean CMON' PEOPLE... I play video games!


My branch of the company ONLY deals with cell phone games... so if u've ever had... PAC-MAN, MS. PAC-MAN, SUPER PAC-MAN, GALAGA, POPEYE, ETC. on ur cell phone it came from us and it pretty much was tested by some1 in this room (i would imagine only on the westcoast, but im not 100% sure)


Before this job most of my jobs were security which i refuse to go back 2 if i have any say so in it... so i had 2 wear a uniform, be bothered with assholes, and answer to an asshole with authority... BUT........................

NOW... i wear what ever i want to work... except for sandals and shorts... and u can wear shorts on fridays if u wish to... i get paid more than my previous jobs... the have breakfast for us every friday... we get a free hour every friday to do whatever u want, u can either take a 2 hour lunch or get off an hour early... when they offer overtime they buy u dinner (applebees, red robin, pizza, etc)... AND PEOPLE PLEASE DONT FORGET... I PLAY VIDEO GAMES!

honestly i do have shit i have to do and i dont JUST play video games but i couldnt be happier when i wake up in the morning!...

PEEEEACE OUUTTTT!... or should i say...