they say... "choose your battles wisely"...

*for the short brief version scroll down to the red bold type!*


okay!... so last night me and my boy SMITTY fot into what would be considered a fight but i beg to differ... lemme start from the top!

We go to this event that our homegirl is throwing... and its coo' and laid back... after it was over we lingered around a bit and then went outside and socialized for a while... eventually Me and SMITTY get in the car and he's like u gotta make any stops, im like yea LETS GO TO JACK IN THE CRACK... so we get there and the homegirl LA-LA is like im finna come in there so we like coo'... as im sayin that my order is ready so i get my shit and head to the door....

As soon as we walk out we see LA-LA and we like wus good(for any of you familiar wit the geography of this area, we were by the italian place on the corner)... no sooner we see her these two fuckin dudes start makin' comments from a short distance like:

"ay mama"

"come holla @ ya boy"

"im tranna see wus good"

...now let me clarify LA-LA is indeed our homegirl but off top these mufukkas didnt know that shit... so im already light-weight agitated cuz what if one of us was her dude or her fuckin husband for that matter... but anyway...

the dudes get close enough to have a civilized conversation(but u can forget about that shit cuz it aint gon' happen!)... and the one main dude some husky 240 lb ni66a starts talkin hella slick so in my head im like its just a matter of time before this foo' say somethin disrespectful... so he proceeds to try and pop @ LA-LA and she like im coo' can i jus talk to my homeboys and this ni66a is steady sayin hella shit...

so then this ignorant bastard pulls out some crumbled up ass money and throws it on the ground talkin bout is it a money thing or what... so me, SMITTY, & LA-LA look down and its a $10 bill... a $5 bill... and a $1 bill... simple arithmetic equals that to $16 TOTAL(whooopty-fuckin-doo)... so we look @ each other a start laughin'... and SMITTY say well let me hold somethin!...lmao...

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SO THIS IS WHERE THE SHIT ESCALATES... after being shot down the husky dude is still pushin the issue... im lookin at em muggin hella hard cuz he was jus being a fuckin asshole... so the lil lightskin foo wit em' looks @ me like r u coo' and im like yea ARE YOU!???...

so then the husky dude goes... MAAAAN YOU A HOOKER!!!... so im like you gon' be disrespectful like that... i looked @ his boy and said u need to get this ni66a and he says "thats a grown ass man"... AIIIIGHT I CAN RESPECT THAT!...

so i take off my shirt cuz im passed pissed now... cuz im takin the shit personal cuz of the fact he felt it coo to test my manhood by disrespectin her and us and think nothin is gon' happen... so LA-LA's doin the dont fight tranna hold me back thing which aint gon' work cuz i had my mind made up that it was gon' be a fight before i left that fuckin area... MIND YOU: nice-guy-SMITTY is jus relaxed as always and laughin but shit i know he got my back... so hes like jus drop it blood... i calm down like a good 8%... and we get to the car which is still on that same corner and i sit in the car facing the street with the door open and LA-LA stands in front of me with her back to me and SMITTY is leaning against the open door... and the this husky fucka says...

BITCH I SHOULD KICK YOU... and before he got it out his mouth he had rushed and kicked her... BUT... before he got his leg all back to the ground SMITTY bombs on the ni66a and its a wrap... dude is on his back(that part was funny as SHIT after the fact)... so i jump out the car and start gettin on husky dudes head hell tough... and his potna is kinda jus standin there but fuck that ur guilty by association so i start takin off on him too... so im back and forth simultaneously on these to lame ass ni66as... and then the big dude finally squares up and here comes SMITTY out of nowhere and pushed the husky dude hella hard and he falls again... so @ this point dude is squarin up dont even wanna fight so he was tranna spit on us and shit LIKE A LIL BITCH!.... so that shit is about over and this silly bastard runs up and punches the window hella hard and it didnt brake SO thats when SMITTY finally gets pissed and is like if he break this window im goin to jail cuz IMMA FUCK HIM UP!... so we kill the shit and bounce, but not before LA-LA finds the one of the dudes phone... and that my friends concludes last nights ordeal...


I HATE THE FACT THAT EVERYBODY WANNA BE HARD... WTF!!! IS THAT SHIT ABOUT... STARTIN SHIT DONT VALIDATE YO MANHOOD... IF DRINKIN MAKES U THINK UR THE FUCKIN HULK... QUIT FUCKIN DRINKIN CUZ MOST NI**AS AINT TRANNA FIGHT U... THEYD RATHER KILL U AND GET THE OVER WIT... MUFFAKAS NEED TO CHILL OUT!