they say... "CONGRATULATIONS graduate"

Congrats to Ms. Puddin who graduated from college this weekend... im proud of u homie!... Journalism major... 2 thumbs up!...

On a personal level i take graduation seriously (ironically im not even close to being finished...lol) and make sure my friends and close associates feel proud of their achievement when they walk the stage to get the "receipt" that says ur officially considered smart in your field of study.

i figure people celebrate holidays, bdays, anniversaries, etc., any1 can do that... but every1 obviously cant graduate from a university!...



ummmm... yea and soooo... this is what she has learned in her time in college... lmao... well now its time to f*cked up... my bday passed, u graduated, and its a 3 day weekend (like i really need a reason to get drunk)... see u a black grad 2morrow homie!

they say... "the OLDER i get the BETTER i get!"

*(NOTE) I TYPED THIS ON FRIDAY, MAY 16TH BUT BLOGGER WAS ACTIN A DAMN FOO'*

Hey people... so 2day is my bday... 26 years ago 2day it was said that
the world would never be the same (i dunno who said it, but it was
said...lol)... and there was I!...

So i decided to post some pics for my readers... FOLLOW ME!...

(dont ask)... EARLY 2 YEARS OLD... MOMS HAD ME IN A BABY
PAGEANT... IN 82' A KING WAS BORN...


2 YEARS OLD @ MOMS WEDDING...


fasssssst forward...

I WAS 13.. IN THE 8TH GRADE... (my boy Z-A Smitty is in the all
white)... U SEE US!...


I WAS 14... 9TH GRADE WINTER BALL...


fassssst forward...

18 YEARS OLD... THE YEAR WAS 2000... I MISS HIGH SCHOOL... SLHS... SO MANY MEMORIES...


LMAO... I LOVE THIS PIC... IT HILARIOUS TO ME... I WAS 20... THIS WAS
IN 2002... IM LOOKIN EXTRA HOOD (yes those are corn rows)


AT AGE 21... I STILL LOOKED LIKE I WAS 15... LOL...


THESE PICS ARE FROM MY 25TH BDAY LAST YEAR...

had a flyer and everything...




ANNND OF COURSE... THIS IS ME TODAY...


special bday shout out to the EB... i see you my fellow Taurus

they say... "what IF?..."

so a few weeks ago... while at a family dinner in honor of my grandfather who passed away... my goofy ass cuzin (the same 1 who makes it rain on his infant child CLICK HERE) is walkin around my grandmothers house with a dreadlock wig on...

this shit was funny as hell... a tall ass light skinned dude wit jet black dreads... it had me rollin especially cuz i know he borderline retarded (not really)...lol...

so of course, me also being a family clown... i give it a go to see "WHAT IF"...

ive always wondered what i would look like with dreads... let me tell you the shit was pure comedy cuz any1 who knows me *really* personally knows im too neat for that shit, dont have the patience.

i walked around the house with it on for like 2 hours... me and the fellas went out that night and one of the SMITTY'S convinced me to wear the shit in the club... and u know i agreed....

so heres the finish product... hahahahahaha!...............

... ...

so after an easy evaluation... i realized that shit aint fa' me...lmao...

okay 1 more for the road... lol...

they say... "he NEEDS his lil' ass BEAT!"

It's been on the news... BUT... just in case u havent... PEEP THIS SHIT!...



CLASSIC LINE FROM A 7 YR. OLD, "i just wanted do hoodrat suff wit my friends!"

this is my birth control for the rest of 08'...

his grandmother is pissed!

they say... "AIN'T that some SHIT?"

hey hey hey people... just here to post some randomness today... some o this may have already been covered but this i post is long over due... its bee some crazy, ignant, and wierd shit goin on these past few months... CHECK IT OUT!...
(these are in no particular order just)


1st off... when did this happen?

am i really that far outta the loop... not that i could give a damn with a small side of a f*ck but did yall even know they were dating?... stop lyin No yall didnt... i never seen it on POCA'S blog so i wasnt expectin it... thats all im sayin! NEXXXXXXT...

I cant believe it yall... is goin to jail... wait i mean.....
... yea... him... dude from "White Men Cant Jump"... Wesley they finally caught yo black ass... shiiiiit if i had to pay $500 to government for some f*ckin taxes... yo ni**a ass is payin too... orrrrr u can simply go to jail for 3 years... i keep tellin yall these white folks aint playin wit they money... they are pimps... and they will smack a hoe! (and yes you/me/we are the hoes)... NEXXXXXXT...

ohhhhh snap sonnnn (in my fake NY voice)... yall seen the IRON MAN movie yet?...

not much to say... hellllla tight... and i like the fact that the character of Tony Starks/Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) was a straight arrogant asshole...lol!... NEXXXXXXT...

"Its party time, Ohhhhhh its party time"... how many of yall remember this rapper named Tracy Lee... he had that 1 song "The Theme (its a party)"... okay u prolly dont... thank God for YouTube...


"and evrywhere that my crew go/
and every hoe that my crew know/
and every show that my crew blow/
u know we get down"

i was watchin an old ass episode of New York Undercover and it came on and i was like that shit used to be tight... what happened to dude *shruggs shoulders*... NEXXXXXXT...

okay while we're on music... gotta point out my flavor the month a few months ago... seen her on TV and was thinking perverted things... u know i be on my BROWNSKIN LADIES...
... i was feelin her!...
then i was highly disappointed when i went lookin for pics... *shaked head*... *sigh*... i'll just say this video does her justice and i'll keep that mental pic of her......... oh and did yall see Whitney actin like she had a lil sense... Ray J is layin pipe and stoppin crack habits, hmmm thats at least a point for man of the year... right... NEXXXXXXT...

hey... got a question for yall... WHO'S BEEN KEEPING THEIR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS?... dont lie to me... i know yall fell off... i ask cuz i strayed away from mines for a few weeks but im back on... get on it my fellow bloggies!... ... NEXXXXXXT...

Hahahahaha... i just watched this shit again and was die'in laffin... this commercial cracks me the f*ck up...

hahahahahahahahaa!... NEXXXXXXT...

okay... lets get to some personal shit... im not sure what other states or areas have a NATION'S hamburger spot...

(this is the one in downtown OAKLAND)
BUT... they have their own recipe for Strawberry Cheesecake... that shit is hellllllla good...

(sorry the pic is so small)
i cant even describe how good it is... but while trying to... i came up with this nick name for it........................ PU$$Y ON A FORK... f*ck what you talkin' bout... it's just about that damn good!... i'll post a personal pic of it next time i go!... NEXXXXXXT...

aiiiight... my friend got me listenin' to this radio show called
MOVIN 99.7- LOVE TRAP...

(click the link)
this is radio show is dedicated to catchin' people cheating and puttin em' on blast... via the radio... its helllla funny!... listen to a few of em... NEXXXXXXT...

and lastly i wanna point out a few things ive noticed... is it me or do these people not look too much alike?...



ICE T..... & .....YUNG BERG


ANTHONY ANDERSON..... & .....CAIN LOPEZ(comedian)... it was hard to find pics


TIK (from flavor of love)..... & .....WEBSTER (emmanuel lewis)



LIL WAYNE..... & .....KHIA

side bar... while lookin for pics of khia i ran across this shit... had me rollin... look @ k-Ci from Jodeci... CONCRETE LOOP... its old but its worth a laff!


HAHAHAHAHAHA... IT WAS FUN PEOPLE but im out!... see ya sooner than later!